I never wanted anything more...
Tim I think you should update soon or I will and well I'll make up a story about how one time you ate a bunch of sea salt.
See your best friends dad
collects sea salt. He keeps it on a shelf in their house. This guy is weird. He also made a hoover craft out of a lawn mower and a couple thousand forks.
Anyway so you made a bet with your friend that you could eat that whole jar of salt and not die. Your friend agreed and you began to eat. See what your friend doesn't know is that over the years you had built up an immunity to sea salt. You used to eat it for fun as a little child until it just became a habit. So now you can consume unhumanly ammouts of salt. You ate the whole jar of salt and now your friend had to pay you $400.09. With this money you wanted to buy your girlfriend
a beautiful engagement ring only on your way to the expensive ring store you saw a wal*mart. You went inside and something happen to catch your eye while you were making your way back to the womans bra department. It was an old lady.
She was everything you had ever hoped for. She was your dream girl. She had old flappy boobs. She was everything you had been looking for in a girlfriend. So you hopped on to her electric wheelchair and drove her out to your car. You took her back to your house where your band mates
just happen to be waiting. They wanted to practice because you have a show on Saturday at Rye airfield. They got so pissed off when you brough an old lady home with you that they stormed out in a rage taking the lady whom we'll call ofriccle with them. So now you had no old lady, no band and still no ring for Heather. Also it didn't help that you couldn't find your car keys. You resorted to taking your mothers minivan
to the ring store because you really needed the ring or else asking her to marry you would just be a big fuck up. This time you made it all the way to the ring store, only you forgot that you needed to know her ring size before you could buy her a ring. So you decided to head home. On your way home you went to jokers to play some DDR
. After playing a couple thousand rounds of DDR you realize that you have spent all but $.25. So as you walk out of Jokers in shame you see a machine that has rings in it. You put your last bit of prize money into the machine. The coin gets stuck and nothing comes out. You're shit out of luck. You walk back to your moms minivan crying like a little school girl when you see...To be continued
P.S. I Love You Timothy Roy.