Madlibs
Pick one or do them all. Try itout and let me know what you get. I found that the adjective fugly makes these somewhat amusing.
Madlib #1
Madlib #2
Madlib #3
Meh, ok, that wasn't so funny, but here's what I got for one of them.
An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer
whore. When you get there, you can rent a
tramp and go for a swim. And there are lots of
fugly things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on
a/an pimp with mustard, relish, and pimples
on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of druggie with a
nice butt-ugly slice of watermelon and a big bottle of
cold meth. When you are full, it's time to go on the
roller coaster, which should settle your middle finger.
Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little
whores, that you drive and run into other whores,
and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big bone
and try to grab the gold penis as you ride past.
Madlib #1
Madlib #2
Madlib #3
Meh, ok, that wasn't so funny, but here's what I got for one of them.
An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer
whore. When you get there, you can rent a
tramp and go for a swim. And there are lots of
fugly things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on
a/an pimp with mustard, relish, and pimples
on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of druggie with a
nice butt-ugly slice of watermelon and a big bottle of
cold meth. When you are full, it's time to go on the
roller coaster, which should settle your middle finger.
Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little
whores, that you drive and run into other whores,
and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big bone
and try to grab the gold penis as you ride past.