You haven't seen horrible bars until you've perused the fine establishments Hattiesburg has to offer, my friend. Case in point: a few moons back myself and fellow compatriots decide to amuse ourselves temporarily by partaking in a few games of pool at a local bar, St. Elmo's Tavern. After being inundated with horrible music for about thirty minutes my room mate decides to hi-jack the jukebox and fill it with tunes that rock harder than eight bitches in a bitch boat. First up, Queen - Bicycle Race. The barkeep immediately silences the PA, making it impossible to rock out to the sounds of Freddie Mercury proclaiming that he fucking hates Star Wars as much as me. The PA stays this low through both Pearl Jam and Guns N' Roses. Then, the last song queued begins wafting through the speakers, and Jody begins to laugh at the audacity of his selection: Disturbed - Droppin' Plates. I immediately proceed to break into extreme nu-metal air guitar and laughter at the horrid trainwreck that is this song. Until I look behind my shoulder, notice the
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It's aparently about dropping plates on someone's ass, and then calling them a bitch to make it that much more ultrafuckinginyourface. Eat that corporate swine. I dropped plates all over your ass. And it had to hurt, because plates are heavy and made of glass. Or light and made of paper. But we eat off those and can't just drop them on your ass bitch all willy-nilly.
The only thing that made it even better was that it was by Disturbed... the song is funny, but just cant replace the "Constipation Blues" as my all time favorite "What the fuck?" song
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long time no see
anonymous
December 8 2004, 19:54:31 UTC
Hey Mat! I just remembered about your live journal..... lost your email address..... How the hell are you these days? You're not still hitting the "Den," are you?
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What the hell is it about?
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You can't make something this stupid up.
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Wow, now that is better than going to a bar. Not that i go to bars, mostly for the reasons stated, Dog.
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I just remembered about your live journal..... lost your email address.....
How the hell are you these days? You're not still hitting the "Den," are you?
Colleen
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I am doing phenomenally well. School is good, work is good, and I have the greatest girlfriend in the free world.
schnake28@hotmail.com
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