Bodies exchange (chapter 3)

Jul 17, 2013 09:46

Title: Bodies exchange
Author: MatsuAurore
Pairings: Ohmiya, Junba (side pairing)
Rating: PG-13 for this chapter
Genre: Romance, fantasy, comedy, angst (I guess xD)
Disclaimer: Only own the plot but Nino owns Ohchan, ne? xD Some ideas are based on the movie Freaky Friday
Summary: Nino and Ohno's friendship is on the line. Ohno loves the gamer who is an eternal womanizer and is too blind to see he is hurting Ohno. One day, they have a big fight and...



A/N: As I confounded them myself when I was writing the chapter, I'll give you a trick not to confound them and to understand this chapter well.
When I’m writing, "fake Ohno": it's Nino I am talking about.
And when I’m writing, "fake Nino": it's Ohno I am talking about

When there is only description, Ohno's thoughts are the thoughts of the real Ohno and it's the same with Nino xD I don't say the readers are stupid but when you are tired, it's easy to lose your mind for who is who xDDD

Chapter 3:

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BODY?!" Ohno and Nino screamed at the same time.

Both stared at the other, shocked. The scene in front of them was to incredible to believe in it. Nino was seeing is face as if he wasn’t himself anymore.

Nino allowed Ohno to enter and they sat down on the sofa, their eyes still wide.

"It's a dream, ne? It can't be possible?" Ohno whispered.
"I don't know. I don't know why all this is happening." Nino answered.
"What are we going to do with the other?"
"We can't say the truth, they won't believe us..." Nino mumbled.

Ohno nodded, lost in his thoughts. How will they deal with this "little" problem? They were too different to hide it to the other, to Jun who was really sensitive and knew them very well, to Sho who could add two and two and to Aiba who even if he was clumsy could make the difference between the silent man and the gamer.

"But they'll guess." Ohno protested.
"No, Satoshi, don't tell them, please!" Nino implored. Ohno nodded after a while. If Nino thought it was the best to do. The “ex leader” stood up to examine his friend.
“I’m very short in fact!” Ohno pouted, staring at his old body in front of him.
“And you are realizing it just now?” Nino smirked.
“Oi! You’re short too!” Ohno frowned, offended.
“Yes, but I’m more beautiful!” Nino teased.
“Pfff, did you see your body, you just have a one pack, where does your abs are?” Ohno smirked.
“Oi!!! I had abs when I played in Gantz!”
“It’s been a while, six years!” Ohno laughed.
“And you, with your ugly chubby cheeks, it looks like you are hiding food in your cheeks!” Nino replied.
“I’m not, my face is like that! And you, with your fingers, they look like little hamburgers!”
“Liar, my fingers are just short! And did you see your legs, they are weird!”
“At least, even if my legs are weird or short, I’m the best dancer in Arashi!” Ohno replied angrily.
“I prefer leaving because I don’t want to talk with someone as stupid as you are, baka Ohchan!” Nino yelled, taking his shoes.
“Fine, leave, fucking selfish brat!”
“I’m really leaving!” Nino warned.
“Yes.”
“Ok, bye!” Nino growled and left the apartment, slamming the door behind him. Ohno stared at the closed door for some seconds before running after his friend to hug him tightly but stopped, seeing Nino (or rather his body) in front of him, ready to knock.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean my words.” Ohno whispered.
“I hope you are.” Nino snapped but tightened his grip around the leader’s waist.
“This situation is so weird that I lost my self-control…”
“Me too, I’m sorry, Toshi.” Nino smiled, stroking his friend cheek.
“Friends?”
“Friends.” Nino grinned.
“We should leave.”
“Yes.” Nino pulled away but before leaving, turned his face toward Ohno with an evil smile. “You know you as tall as my cousin and she is only 11 years.”
“Mouuuu!!!” Ohno pouted, chasing the gamer who ran away, laughing loudly.

When they arrived together at the Jimushou, Jun looked at them with surprise. They sat down on the sofa of the green room and the mouths of their friends fell open when they saw Ohno taking a DS and Nino grabbing a fishing magazine.

"Ano..." Aiba stated.
"Hun?" Ohno raised his eyes from the DS.
"Ohchan, since when you like video games and Nino is reading fishing magazines?" Aiba asked hesitantly. The two friends froze and after a quick look, exchanged their stuff.
"It was a joke to see if you were attentive and knew us well." The fake Ohno chuckled nervously.
"If you say so..." Aiba mumbled.

After a while, both were pissed off, Nino staring at the magazine with an annoying face, without reading it and Ohno, playing with despair at Mario cart, his car crashing in every wall he met.

"Ohchan?" Jun asked.
"Yes?" Ohno and Nino answered at the same time.
"Your name is Ohno, now?" Jun said to the fake Nino.
"Sorry..."
"Ohchan, why are you here, today?"
"Eh?" The fake Ohno asked.
"Takeda-san gave you one week off, don't you remember?" Jun frowned.
"Oh that?! Ano~ I've decided to come, finally, I don't need this week off." The fake Ohno blushed.

Jun didn't seem convince but gave up. They had to record an Arashi ni shiyagare and when they arrived on the shooting, everything became worst.
When a member of the staff was calling Nino, the gamer answered, forgetting he wasn't Nino and when they were calling Ohno, the leader also answered, forgetting he wasn't in his real body. But the worst was with the guest. Normally, Ohno was the most silent and discreet and Nino was the brat who talked loudly and made jokes. But they weren't in their good bodies anymore and had to act like the other usually was. Everybody's eyes widened when they saw Ohno laughing loudly and making jokes while Nino was staying silent, lost in another world. Plus, Ohno was talking to Nino as if nothing had happened between them.

"Satoshi?" Jun asked when the recording was over.
"Hun?"
"Can you come one minute, we must talk?!"

The older frowned, anxious and followed his friend.

"Are you sick?" Jun asked, his arms crossed on his chest.
"Eh?! No, why?" The fake Ohno answered.
"You're very strange today, you are acting like Kaz' and talk to him as if nothing had happened."
"Ano~ I don't know what you mean..."
"Have I to remember you how angry you were at him yesterday and today he is your best friend?!"
"I forgave him."
"Eh, are you serious?! He hurt you, he made you cry and you forgive him so easily?!"
"I..."
"Satoshi, do you really love him or was it just a joke?" Jun asked.
"Eh? Love him?" The fake Ohno blinked.
"Yes, L.O.V.E! You're in love with him for 6 years, did you forget it?!" Jun snapped, annoyed.
"I told you I love him?" The fake leader repeated, shocked.
"Ok...I don't know why you are so strange today but it's not funny, so, please, stop this game! I know you want to play the strong leader but you don't have to act as if you didn't love him anymore, it would be a lie for you and for him too." Jun said softly.

The fake Ohno looked at him, lost. Was it true? Does Ohno really love him? It was impossible, he couldn't believe it!!! Without a word, the fake leader left the room, ignoring, Jun's calls.
All the day, Jun's words stayed in Nino's head. When his eyes were meeting Ohno's, he quickly lowered it, embarrassed. Was it real? Does the man he considered like his best friend, his brother, loved him? A boy! It couldn't be possible, Nino didn't want to believe it. He just saw Ohno like a brother, he wasn't gay for God's sake!!! But why does his heart was beating so quickly when he was touching his leader? He never felt that in 14 years of friendship even if he could easily kiss Ohno without any shame. Hugs, kisses, strokes were natural things before, so, why does his heart was fluttering now?

"Aaarrggg!" Nino groaned, his hands in his hair.
"Kazu? What's wrong?" Ohno's voice asked.

Nino raised his eyes to see a worried leader in front of him and when their eyes met, he blushed.

"Nothing..." Nino mumbled staring at the ground as if it was the most interesting thing of the world.
"Liar, you are biting your lower lip." Ohno replied, kneeling next to him.

No, Satoshi, don't come next to me, don't look at me with these fucking amazing eyes, don't give me your kindness!!! Nino screamed in his mind.

"Is it about our situation?"
"Yes, yes, it's that!" Nino exclaimed happily because of Ohno's mistake.
"I don't know how we can change that, maybe we could ask the waitress of the restaurant." Ohno proposed.
"Oh, yes, great idea! All this mess started after the restaurant. I knew this woman was weird!!" Nino exclaimed and without a word, stood up and took Ohno's hand. He drove them to the restaurant but when the waitress saw them, she ran away.

"Doesn't she care about us?!" Nino exclaimed angrily.

He left Ohno and walked toward the place where she was hiding herself, the leader feeling sorry for this poor woman. When Nino was angry, you better not be next to him if you wanted to stay alive! Sighing, he followed his friend and felt guilty when he saw him yelling at the waitress and the director.

"Calm down Kazu." Ohno said, stroking Nino's arm.
"No!! Does she realize she put us in a horrible situation?! We are Arashi, we are idols, we are famous for the fucking God's sake!!! How can we explain that to Johnny-san, to the other, to our fans??!!!! Nino yelled, anger making his face very red, his eyes throwing lots of flashes.
"Oh my god, you did it again?!" The cooker said to the woman.
"Eh, what the fuck, it's not the first time?!" Nino shouted but the man ignored him and started to scream in Chinese at the waitress.
After a moment, she turned toward them and bowed.
"I'm sorry for the disturbance. If you want to go back to your real bodies, you must solve the enigma of the biscuits." She apologized.
"And how can we do that?!" Nino yelled.
"Sorry but you have to find it alone, listen to your heart."
"You..."
"Come on, Kazu, thanks." Ohno cut Nino off and bowed to them, taking his friend with him.
"If I can't find my real body, this restaurant can say goodbye to his customers!!!" Nino yelled a last time.

"How did she dare?! How does this little bitch dared to do this?!" Nino yelled when they left the restaurant.
"Nino, calm down." Ohno said softly.
"How do you want I calm down?! Ohchan, I don't know if you realize our situation!" Nino groaned.
"I do but if we want to stop this spell, we have to resolve this enigma."
"I know.... What was it?"
"There's always a way for the love but you have to find it." Ohno whispered.
"Stop talking in Chinese, how do you want I understand your sappy words?!" Nino shouted.
"It's talking about love, baka!!!! You know, Love; L.O.V.E this feeling you have in your heart when someone is very precious for you! But to love a person you must have a heart!!!" Ohno suddenly yelled, anger and pain invading his whole body.
"Why are you yelling?!" Nino shouted, surprised in front of Ohno's anger.
"Because YOU are yelling at me while I don't deserve it and because you're just too selfish to see when you are precious for someone else than your whores!" Ohno wiped his tears but news started to roll down his chubby cheeks.
"Satoshi, I'm sorry, I..."
"Don't touch me! Bring me back home!" Ohno snapped, pushing Nino's hand away and climbing in his car.

The gamer stayed paralyzed, too shocked to make a movement. Was he really hurting his leader like that? Does Ohno really love him? The brat sighed and climbed in his car before starting it. Ohno's face was turned toward the window, tears rolling down his face.

"Ohchan..." Nino started when he stopped the car in front of Ohno's apartment. But Ohno left the car without a word and slammed his apartment's door.

Nino sighed and drove to his own apartment with sadness. He had never seen his leader in this state. Everybody thought Ohno was super calm and never got angry but it was only an appearance. Of course, the leader was calm but when he was really angry or sad, he could act as tonight, yelling and rejecting his friends. However, today was different. Nino had seen him very angry several times but not as tonight. Not like that. Ohno had never yelled or rejected him like that in 14 years and it hurt. It hurt so damn much. Nino wondered why his heart was aching like hell. The older was right, Nino had never had a real relationship nor really loved someone. For him, girls were there for the pleasure, for one night-stand, that's all. He was famous and too busy to want a real relationship and plus, deep in his heart, he didn't want to. Nino couldn't explain why he had never wanted a real girlfriend, why he never talked about his short relationships with Ohchan. When he thought about it, Ohno never talked about his too. He knew Aiba was dating Jun, even a blind man would have seen it, he knew Sho was dating Okada for a long time now but about Ohno, he knew nothing. The leader was discreet about his personal life but he had never talked about a possible girlfriend. Never. Why? In fact, when he thought about it, Nino didn't really know his leader...

Ohno collapsed on his sofa. Maybe he went too far. Maybe Nino didn't deserve his anger like that. But the gamer's words had hurt him too much and when he was hurt, Ohno lost his calm attitude and could become very nasty. It was his real character, behind this silence, there always were these doubts, these questions about his place in Arashi or as leader. He wasn't clever and gorgeous as Jun, he wasn't kind, tall and funny as Aiba, he wasn't smart like Sho and he hadn't this self-confidence as Nino. In fact, he just had doubts. Doubts about his own abilities, doubts about his qualities as idol and leader. That's why he yelled at the gamer. Because Ohno doubted about his own person.
He was in love with Nino for a long time now but of course, he wasn't worth for him. Nino deserved better. Maybe he was useless in this group. Maybe Arashi would be better without him. Suddenly, his phone rang and cut his thoughts. Luckily, Nino and him had exchanged their phones not to receive a call from another person who would think it was the leader instead or the gamer.

"Hello?"
"Toshi? It's me, are you all right?" Jun asked through the line. Ohno smiled softly. There only was Jun who could feel his sadness and call him immediately at this hour. Even far away, the younger knew when Ohno felt bad.
"Yes... I... I'm all right." Ohno whispered, sadness resounding in his voice. It was hard to change his voice not to let Jun see the difference. Ohno's voice was deeper than Nino after all.
"Liar, I can hear in your voice you are not well."
"Sorry, it's just..." Tears started to roll down Ohno's face like a waterfall.
"Toshi? Do you want I come?" Jun asked worriedly.
"No... I'm okay, I promise, I'm just tired." Ohno smiled, grateful because of his younger member's kindness. He had always seen Jun as his baby even if he knew the diva was more mature than him but he considered him as his baby brother, his sensitive and kind little brother.
"Satoshi..." Jun sighed.
"Please, Junny, I want to be alone." Ohno whispered.
"Sure? Don't you want to stay at home for a while, Masaki would be happy to have you, I'm sure."
"Nah, I'm a big boy, princess."
"Oi, don't call me like that!" Jun snapped making them laugh after some seconds.
"I have to go. Good night, Jun."
"Good night."
"Jun?"
"Hun?"
"Thank you." Ohno simply said before cutting the line.

Ohno laid his head down on his pillow with frustration. Why couldn't he love someone else? Why couldn't he date a kind girl instead of loving the gamer? Ohno understood he loved men when he was 15 years old. Of course he had ever dated girls but he never found them attractive and his eyes were always flying toward the boys. He dated some men. He even dated some Johnny's as Toma or Yamapi and several times, slept with Gackt but just for a night. However, he stopped dating men when his feelings for Nino grew. And it started a long time ago. Today, his only thoughts were for the younger, even if you were showing him the prettiest men of the world, there would always have his Kazu. But the gamer didn't share his feelings and maybe it was time to move on...

****

Ohno opened his eyes with a groan. He hadn't slept well and almost cried the whole night. Taking a big breath, the leader prepared him and took a taxi to go to the Jimushou. When he entered the green room, Ohno sighed in relief, seeing Jun and Masaki on the sofa.
Jun immediately stood up and grabbed him by the collar.

"Ju-n?" Ohno stammered.
"What did you do to Satoshi, he was almost crying on the phone yesterday night!" Jun yelled. Ohno froze but his eyes crossed his reflect in the mirror and he remembered he was in Nino's body.
"No-Nothing. We just talked..." Ohno stammered, a bit scared.
"If you hurt him again, best friend or not, I'll kill you!!!" Jun shouted.
"Jun, calm down, sweetheart." Aiba tried.
"No! Do you realize he is destroying Ohchan?!"
"I know but..."
"Oi!!! What are you doing to Satoshi?!!!" The real Nino yelled when he entered the room and saw Jun holding Ohno by the collar.
"Eh?!!!!" Jun and Aiba froze, shocked.
"Ano... I mean... Let Nino go, please, Jun!" Nino said nervously.
"What the fuck is happening?!" Jun yelled, releasing Ohno.
"Nothing." The fake Ohno replied.
"Don't lie to me, Ohchan. I know you. You never call Kazu "Nino" and you are acting weirdly for some days!" Jun frowned.
"I'm just tired." The fake leader mumbled.
"Alright... What did you told me yesterday night on the phone?" Jun asked.
"I...." The fake Ohno lowered his head but the real Ohno made a step toward them.
"I am Ohno." The fake Nino whispered.
"Ehhhh???!!!" Jun and Aiba screamed.
"We kind of...exchanged our bodies..." The fake Nino explained.

"I think I'm becoming crazy." Jun gasped, collapsing on the sofa.

To be continued...

A/N: I hope it's okay and you understood everything in this big mess xD

pairing: junba, genre: comedy, rating: pg-13, angst, romance

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