DUES POSTING- An Essay on the Myth of Beautiful Sex

[matt51]

Title: An Essay on the Myth of Beautiful Sex
Author: Matt
Fandom: Original Fic
Rating: Mature themes
Notes: This is a dues posting for a group I belong to and is offered tongue-in-cheek.

Comments

[ampliflyer]

This is really interesting and I agree with you. Finding yourself twiching in the wet spot, skin icky with cooling sweat, discarded (sometimes half torn) clothes along the room, figuring out how to waddle in the toilet without making more mess... Yes. Fucking Beautiful.

But. About those simultanious orgasms... *g* They do happen. It may not be spontanious, it may need some work (as in holding off and using fingers/other attributes) but they do happen. Almost every. Single. Time. And there's a lot of sex involved. Just saying.

I really had a laugh with this, very enjoyable (and so true). Thank you.

[lilacs_roses]

Matt!! I didn't know you had an LJ and am so glad that I found you via a story on Laura_Trekkie's!

And I am also very, very, very glad that you have posted this publicly somewhere so I can now give people a link to it -- 'cause this is such an awesome piece of writing.

We miss you at MuggedBear :( I hope you are doing well!
Take care and be well,
/huggs!!