And being a man of honor, here goes. Ten things that make me happy in no particular order, and then tag some other poor saps ( Read more... )

WORST NAME GENERATOR EVER.

Rayce Bannon Malone's Aliases

Your movie star name: Doritos Harold

Your fashion designer name is Rayce Dublin

Your socialite name is Rayce Boy New York

Your fly girl / guy name is R Mal

Your detective name is Sugar Glider East Rochester High School

Your barfly name is Doritos Guinness

Your soap opera name is ( Read more... )

One. My professor has me stay after class for 20 minutes so he can tell me that I should withdrawl from the course seeing as "I've already missed four this semester." I've missed two. And only in one class did they do something relatively productive. Douchebag, learn to take attendence. Two. If you are planning on purchasing something on ebay, ( Read more... )

did i eve mention how much i hate this stupid thing.
time to delete it.

i love cigarettes and coffee.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/waygman/150501.html?style=mine#cutid1

Insomnia...again ( Read more... )

Why am I such a lazy fucking piece of shit?

In my collegiate travels, I have grouped together certain types that for some reason I am bitterly contemptuous towards ( Read more... )

How many of you can say that they've played a duet with the lead singer from their favorite band?
I can.
woot woot. no joke.