Hattori Hanzo (Kill Bill Vol. 1): I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter cake, cake will be cut.
"I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got cakes, sharp sticks..."
"The rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The cake, for example, is the last thing you learn."
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"Its a trap!"
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"Get cake from her, you b*tch!"
"Show me cake. I can handle myself."
"I may be a cake, but I'm not stupid."
"We have 20 cannisters of cake. I say we roll them in there and gas them out!"
"Game over, cake! Game over!"
"You always were a cake, Gorman."
"In the cake, five by five!"
"Cake mostly comes out at night. Mostly."
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"Game over, cake! Game over!"
Okay, that's awesome.
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"Cake! We are LEAVING!"
<3!
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Be well.
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