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[matt_winter]

i like to get pissed off about random things and then pretend everything is ok.

i also like my icons from 500 years ago.

sometimes i know i am the coolest guy on the planet.

Comments

[lee_ben]

sometimes? come on now. what is with this defeatist attitude?

[matt_winter]

if i said i WAS the coolest guy on the planet then i would be overstating myself. i like to remain somewhat humble on my journey upwards toward glory.

[harleyviera]

your layout hurts my eye. although not as much as princess diaries did.

[carminer]

you have now moved past kelly mckee on my shit list, peace out.

[tayloralocke]

THANK G-D. i was waiting for that dumb psycho bitch to get out of the fucking picture. sometimes i question your sanity. and by sometimes, i mean all the time.

[harleyviera]

i'm sorry. i didn't mean it. i was highly influenced by all that blinding yellow.

[tayloralocke]

you are not the coolest guy on the planet. maybe you could be number one in the coolest moutain men category, but not coolest guy on the planet.

[tayloralocke]

i thought you said you were back for good, asshole.

[matt_winter]

i was tickling monks for an extended period. back off girly man.

[tayloralocke]

its sad that you used that line in your update too. you dont think too much, do you?

[matt_winter]

i think whenever i damn well feel like it. so what if i was intoxicated and feeling displaced at the time? like that sudafed commercial, my head was like a balloon.