I think it's because
anonymous
November 20 2006, 00:19:28 UTC
the beard is what is causing you to brush your teeth so often. there are special "brush teeth now!" glands on the ends of the hairs above the mouth. which means the same effect would occur with just a moustache. but alas, nobody knows about those hairs. just me. i think i'll write a textbook/novel combination about it and a guy who tries to become alive and dead at the same time without realizing it. then he meets up with this other guy and things start to happen really quickly, so the man strangles the other guy and then goes to sleep.
I love you.bibigooglesNovember 22 2006, 15:31:56 UTC
Remember this morning when you hit snooze twice, then I hit snooze twice, then you got fed up with the alarm and just... turned it off?
I realized on the streetcar to work that the thing I was most disappointed about wasn't the possibility of being late for my phone meeting with my boss, but rather: only getting to spend 25 sleepy/rushed minutes with you :(
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the beard is what is causing you to brush your teeth so often. there are special "brush teeth now!" glands on the ends of the hairs above the mouth. which means the same effect would occur with just a moustache.
but alas, nobody knows about those hairs. just me. i think i'll write a textbook/novel combination about it and a guy who tries to become alive and dead at the same time without realizing it. then he meets up with this other guy and things start to happen really quickly, so the man strangles the other guy and then goes to sleep.
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I realized on the streetcar to work that the thing I was most disappointed about wasn't the possibility of being late for my phone meeting with my boss, but rather: only getting to spend 25 sleepy/rushed minutes with you :(
LAME.
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