Today in Attractive EBM Pioneer News:

[mattbot]

In my MySpace profile, under the "Who I'd like to meet" section I have a request that people I don't know please message before asking me to add them as a friend, It reads:

"(Please don't cold step me with a friend request unless we've met already. Send me a message if we haven't. Thx!)

Seriously, read the line above.

No, really.

Unless maybe

Comments

Orange who?

[lx]

Hurray Internet!

Re: Orange who?

[mattbot]

Banana.

Knock, knock.

[lx]

Dang, I was hoping we could tell the Knock-Knock joke backwards but now it's just really abstract.

Re: Knock, knock.

[mattbot]

Who's on first?