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Cheating
Forget your personal tragedy. We are all bitched from the start and you especially have to be hurt like hell before you can write seriously. But when you get the damned hurt, use it-don’t cheat with it.
Ernest Hemingway
Originally published at MattEbert.com. Please leave any comments there.
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Glory days
Now I think I’m going down to the well tonight
and I’m going to drink till I get my fill
And I hope when I get old I don’t sit around thinking about it
but I probably will
Bruce Springsteen
Edit:
After reading the above a very close friend txt’ed me the following: Next line please
Yeah, just sitting back trying to recapture
a little of the glory of ( Read more... ) -
There’s A Hole In My Sidewalk
Chapter One
I walk down a street and there’s a big hole. I don’t see it and fall into it. It’s dark and hopeless and it takes me a long time to find my way out. It’s not my fault!
Chapter Two
I walk down the same street. There’s a big hole and I can see it, but I still fall in. It’s dark and hopeless and it takes me a long time to get out. It’s ( Read more... ) -
One Month is Enough
Found here
Dear friends,
The first rule of crisis management is to get ahead of the story. Since my shameful secret is about to be revealed, I decided to break it here first. I’d rather you heard it from me than from the media:
In March 2008 I watched Rick Astley’s music video Never Gonna Give You Up on YouTube. It’s widely considered to be the ( Read more... ) -
Reason #23 that I know he is my boy
That’s my boy!
Gina says (12:43 PM):
matte is at the end of the bed..
Gina says (12:43 PM):
kinda leaning over
Gina says (12:43 PM):
he sat really still and farted REALLY loud
Gina says (12:43 PM):
then looked at me
Gina says (12:43 PM):
threw his head back
Gina says (12:43 PM):
and laughed harder than ever before!!
Matt says (12:43 PM):
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Gina ( Read more... ) -
Spend it in Canada, cause Bush didn’t say otherwise.
Why Spend It In Canada?
Because Bush Didn’t Say Otherwise!
And even if he did, do you do everything George Bush says? Bush seems to think that every American must spend their tax rebate in the United States. Do you trust this guy?
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