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matteyes

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Feb 13, 2007 19:24

i'm the father of anna nicole smith's child.

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blainthemono February 14 2007, 03:31:38 UTC

did you kill her too?

matteyes February 14 2007, 14:44:56 UTC

yes, and i sold her son methadone.

gravity_plans February 14 2007, 03:57:41 UTC

who isn't these days

matteyes February 15 2007, 14:50:35 UTC

actually, her son daniel is the father...

_fall_short_ February 14 2007, 04:52:30 UTC

ha. this made my day.

matteyes February 15 2007, 14:49:59 UTC

yeah. i think i'd make a good father though, i would basically just tell her that i never knew who her mother was so she wouldn't have to deal with the embarassment of having anna nicole smith at all related to her.

feminin February 14 2007, 15:02:47 UTC

best way to meet Nancy Grace!

matteyes February 15 2007, 14:42:38 UTC

i think i'm actually going to write her a letter. totally buttering her up to see if i can get it read on air... maybe get some free NG swag.

ibledthrough February 14 2007, 17:50:17 UTC

i filmed the conception, i remember it well

matteyes February 15 2007, 14:41:51 UTC

i thought i noticed heavy breathing coming from the corner