pictures used to be here
they call me studly doo-right

because of widespread popular backlash, i must retract my previous statement. i love everyone equally. except jenna and dana.. i love everyone equally.

i've decided to let everyone know that i am in love with matthew "that porno effect" hettich. it has been a few years now. the pressure was too much. i have to confess

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i can't believe how much fun i've had in the past week or two!

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YOU! or, it could be. up for grabs is a (mostly) free trip to ORLANDO AND TAMPA this weekend! the package includes:

- FREE TICKET TO BUSCH GARDENS
- bed in which to sleep (or have sex, THE CHOICE IS YOURS!)
- free ticket to islands of adventure (ticket not actually free)
- quality time with MATT FELSEN and family

any takers?

http://www.techtv.com/unscrewed/ihateyou/story/0,24682,3653392,00.html

they're taking over

update: i had to get rid of the pictures. they were seriously freaking the shit out of me.

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