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[mattgillies]

sweet!
a customer just called me "a gentleman, a scholar and an excellent judge of women, horses and goldfish"
-matt

Comments

[helfrozen]

you're a shitty judge of horses! what is this woman on?

aslo (yes aslo) tentacle sex is love.

[mattgillies]

I HATE TENTACLES.

no, really. they're fucking gross.

-matt

[helfrozen]

haha. i don't much care for them myself. i think cartoon octopi are supercute, but i'm kinda afraid of swimming with them. yup.

[mattgillies]

yeah, cartoon ones are cute, but real ones are fucking CREEPY!

ugh

-matt