this is all.
well, it's not all, but it's all i'm going to post.

we all have things that are just considered "no good". now, all of oyu know i have the most questionable standards, ethics, morals, whatevers...

no, i haven't nurdered anyone. but in many ways i suspect i'd be able to deal with that better.

icky.

added to my team of doctors, i've got a new member... a social worker.

why?

to set up assisted living type handicessible housing if i need it. yeah, i'd say people are worried about a lawsuit at this point.

gimpadinkadoo.

i developed a new symptom... i'm kinda like cotton hill, but instead of not having shins, it just feels that way. yup, my shins have been going numb. doctors are completely freaked out because it just doesn't make sense.

my noggin' is definitely whack.

not sure iffenwen i'm going to update or what.

as if having to drink decaf coffee wasn't bad enough ( Read more... )

go the legs

"hey matt, how's it goin ( Read more... )

and now i'm referring to my legs as the collective spasmatron5000 ( Read more... )

today's doctor: "do you have any questions you'd like answered ( Read more... )

turns out not everything was normal... apparently my piss is heavier than lead! ok, not really... but the specific gravity of my urine sample was "puzzling" based on the accompanying bloodwork... ok, and ( Read more... )