oh my gosh.

[mattieiswayrad]

i just drank a two-liter (67.6 fluid ounce; two-quart and 3.6 ounce) bottle of coca-cola classic.
i'm going to die.

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[wetfrombiirth]

I would shit myself.
I cant even drink 1 can

[mattieiswayrad]

i didn't shit myself, but i most definitely urinated a bajillionzillion times over the following six to twelve hours.