2 (completely pointless) short stories for your enjoyment

[mattimeo9]

#1. Yesterday I got a bottle of water out of the fridge and when I took off the cap, it took off out of my hand onto the floor. It ended up under the oven. I reached into the dirty abyss of Under the Oven Land, but the bottle cap was just out of my reach. It is still there to this day

Comments

[katiblue]

That story about the bottle cap never gets old. But it hasn't been that long, so there's plenty of time.

Also, remember when you were telling me who commented on this entry and you were all like, "Well, your mom said," and I was thinking all right, when's he gonna stop acting stupid and tell me who REALLY commented?