What the Fuck, Carol Kane

[mattjordan]

Carol Kane, I really like you.  You were in Annie Hall.  And the two Addamms Family Movies.  And you were in Taxi.  The man who spoke gibberish followed you around, and you translated for him, and to a young Matt, that was fucking hilarious.  And young me would say, "I love you, whoever you are" before I knew your name.

So why are you hurting me

Comments

[magalicious]

I love your tag of "childhood homicide"