I am a magnificent bastard

[mattlillard]

I'm working my ass off. Really, that's not good because I didn't have that much of an ass to begin with

Comments

[drew_barrymore]

Yeah, you've always seemed more proud of your nipples than your ass.

It's good that you can work and see your daughter on a regular basis, that's important. I'm glad you have a system that works.

[mattlillard]

My nipples are a masterpiece. Of course I'm proud of them.

It's not the most ideal situation but it works.

[luke_wilson]

Sharing a trailer with Seth Green that sounds like... an experiance.

[mattlillard]

I can't even explain to you want it's like. You just have to check you stuff for booby traps a lot.

[alex_james]

I'm saying hello as per Drew Barrymore's instructions.

[drew_barrymore]

Do you always follow my instructions? If so, I might have to try that out more often.

[alex_james]

Always. I simply do as I'm told. Otherwise you'll beat up a room full of karate experts while making shadow puppets then moonwalk out of the room.

[mattlillard]

Hey. Is Drew being bossy again?

[ex_deltoro71]

I don't like anything but magnificent bastards

[mattlillard]

Why doesn't that surprise me?

[jessemalin]

Mmmmmm I disagree, I think you have a great ass.