Wow for a skinny playa from the ghetto, Snoop Dogg has an AMAZING website. Play his game Boss Playa, it's almost as cool as the emo game. And the thing where you Snoop turns your favorite web page text into "shizzle nizzle" and all that ghetto talk.http://snoopdogg.com/bossplaya.php

Ok I had my first day back at T+A's tonight. Then I had my first day back with the crew after. Then I almost quit T+A's again. I really don't have the time for a real job now, so I went into serious negotiations with the boss on late night AIM. I can't work tommorow (sat night) cuz I promised my mom I'd take her to dinner on her birthday and nobody ( Read more... )

-So I'm back working at T+A's tonight. If that song "Stupid Cupid" plays even once on the fucking DMX machine thing then I'm going postal on my first day back though ( Read more... )

mmmmmm wasabi rocks my socks off ( Read more... )

Had a pretty fun day today ( Read more... )

Wow I was fucking around on the internet looking for the effects of the Human Genome Project on ethnic minories, and I accidentaly ran into this SUPER RACIST page! It was going off about how "niggers" kill and rape because that's what they were born to do, and how "groids" are nothing but animals. HOLY FUCK I WANT TO KILL ME SOME WHITE TRASH RIGHT ( Read more... )

I was sitting in fucking boring-azz ochem when I hear an angel's song: "What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more..." you know, the song from Night At The Roxbury! Then this guy wearing nothing but a cowboy hat, sunglasses, and a little leopard-print speedo busts in the back door and starts boogying down and SHAKIN IT! Plus he was ( Read more... )

Dear Diary ( Read more... )

So let's say you can bring one artist back from the dead for one last show- who would you bring back (Elvis, John Lennon, Beethoven, Sid Vicious), at what venue would you hold the show(your house, some huge arena, the moon), and how would you distribute tickets (free, $10,000, auction, essay contest). I think I would put on John Lennon in a HUGE ( Read more... )

The Sword in the Stone, 1963- "Since Arthur isn't allowed to take time out for Merlin's next lesson until the dishes are cleaned, the wizard decides to speed things up. By casting a spell to wash them magically, Merlin and the boy can set out right away ( Read more... )