There can be only one.

May 18, 2006 08:47

With petrovnik traveling this week and away from LJ, I thought I would temporarily assume assigning street fights. Today's matchup:


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wigginx May 18 2006, 12:56:05 UTC
matto79 May 18 2006, 13:26:39 UTC
The school glue's plastic exoskeleton is shatter-proof. All school glue has to do is knock rubber cement over and smash that bitch into a million pieces.

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wigginx May 18 2006, 13:34:38 UTC
matto79 May 18 2006, 13:52:18 UTC
Rubber cement doesn't have a metal weapon; it has a metal armored cap. But in order to attack, rubber cement must first shed this armor. During the brief interval of time it takes for rubber cement to draw its brush weapon, it leaves itself defenseless, which is when the school glue would make its move.

It's sort of like that scene in Star Trek: Generations when the Enterprise destroyed the Bird of Prey by hitting it with a photon torpedo during the brief interval of time when the Bird of Prey dropped its shields before activating its cloaking device.

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drgrumbles May 18 2006, 13:16:16 UTC
Is this in regards to deliciousness or ability to be a half assed adhesive?

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matto79 May 18 2006, 13:27:20 UTC
World domination.

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drgrumbles May 18 2006, 14:23:39 UTC
Rubber Cement.

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matto79 May 18 2006, 14:25:41 UTC
No way. School glue would win because YOUR MOMMA!

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angeljargon May 18 2006, 15:19:36 UTC
I think you're forgetting one subtle argument for the supremacy of rubber cement:

YOUR MOMMA!

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matto79 May 18 2006, 15:36:18 UTC
Oh no you didn't!

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denycewoohoo May 18 2006, 16:44:12 UTC

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