You Are Sex On the Beach!


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I have a great love/hate relationship with Sven, my Swedish model, so in the past week he has needed to get saved by the great hands of the defibrillator at least 2 times a day and then today he decided that he has anorexia and faint on me in the middle of the road and then proceed to go into epileptic shock all before my eyes, so if anyone knows a ( Read more... )

I thought that this was crazy and had to share it with everyone!! Wouldn't it be more realistic if the Navy had made it, and if they have it they should give it to me, as a early Birthday Gift, b/c i would never miss use it, lol ( Read more... )

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health ( Read more... )

You Are 26 Years Old

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Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe ( Read more... )

Tonight i had bread, butter and a bottle of Red Wine, my father called me french, and mother called me a lush, i just laughed, seriously i think if i was ever given one meal to live off of for the rest of my life that would be it!

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Your Penis Name is: El Presidente

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You Are a Chihuahua Puppy


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My mom and i were planing on seeing Phantom of the Opera this break but she just asked if i would rather see Wicked i guess some of her friends saw Wicked this break and told that she needs to see it so now i am in a bind, to See Wicked or to see Phantom.... What to pick?