Eat Me!!!

[matts_addiction]

I'm a man and I'll admit to what I've done.

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Outage of 2005

During the outage I cried like a little girl.

What did you do?

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Damn, I only wish that my first day back at class could have been as fun as Keith's, but sadly it is not. I think the only fun part of my whole freakin' day is that I made a

Comments

[madness_awaits]

dont diss the dumb blonde!

[matts_addiction]

What are you, the poster child for their organization? I never thought you were a "dumb blonde." I'd like to take back the statement that I made. However, I just don't see it in me. Seriously, the person who I see greeting me on the flight is a dumb blonde. And not only is she a hot blonde, it's friggin' Britney Spears, the lowest of all low when you get right down to it. I mean, she's hot and all, but if she was my g/f she would be a friggin' attention hound. And not just for my attention. I'm not sayin' she should be all about me, cuz I've been there and done that and it ain't pretty. I'm just saying that I would like a "normal" relationship. One that doesn't envolve sex tapes and 15 minute marriages. Whoop-de-fuckin' doo.

[madness_awaits]

I am president of the Dumb Blondes coalition? (spell check) and keith? (name check) is right. There is something really fucking ugly about our dear Britney.
Normal relationship? HAHAHAHAH sometimes i swear you are just too adorable, i know i know i am acting like the typical cynical teenager, but honestly have you ever met somebody who was in a normal relationship? And sex tapes are a good thing, so dont diss them either.

[obsideon]

You are one of THE most interesting people I know. I'M SO0O HAPPi 2 CALL U MY FIREND!!1!!

(That was my impression of a dumb blond, who happened to be typing)

Britney Spears is not hot. She is the opposite of hot - no, wait - the ANTI-HOT. When hotness interacts with her, you have particle annihilation and ugliness sprays everywhere. No! She's the black hole of hot! Hotness of others gets near her, gets pulled in, and can't escape ever again! (no offense to your brother Josh).

So was this a girl-friend or a guy-friend that you met?

[matts_addiction]

Wow, you sound fairly convincing. Practice much?

I understand what you're saying. But come on, it's me here. I used to listen to as much pop music as I now listen to rock. So if I get hooked on a chick, it's because I'm following popular opinion. But I thought Nataline Portman was hot WAY before anybody else was into her. However, I'm not saying I started that trend of thinking she is hot, she did that all on her own.

Well, I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.