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[mattsafatty]

i swear, if i have to remove one more of those blue plastic donation bags from my door handle, i will fucking eat you

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Solution #35f

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When you see them down the street just stick something in there.
Possible things to stick in:
a dildo
a carrot
an electric buzz-shocker-thing
a bag reading "Donations for the Benefit of the Society of Matt"
an angry spider
a bulldozer
a child with lukemia (that's who they are helping, right?)
It will be great.

Re: Solution #35f

[mattsafatty]

maybe a blackhole