a short passage on my small tour of self-discovery
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Picture the scene at Hungry Jack's. Drive-thru. Ordering stuff with Mum.
"I'll get the Country roll meal thingy. Large sized drink, normal sized chips."
"And give me a caramel sundae too."
They charged the full "upsize meal" rate. I suspect they gave me large fucking chips as well, when I specifically told the stupid ass clerk "ONLY UPSIZE THE DRINK".
Angry. Hungry Jack's. Hmm, deja vu. Duhhhhh, oh... NOW I REMEMBER. (pfft)
**FLASH BACK! :O**
Different Hungry Jack's. This one's up the coast. The Entrance/Gosford area, where I lived at the time. Dad's in the driver's seat, not Mum.
"Yo, can we quickly drive thru here? Just stop at that menu so I can check the price of that chicken burger I like."
He doesn't stop. Surprise surfuckingprise.
"Great, well, now I don't know what to get. I guess I'll just get -"
"Hi, can you give us a Whopper? Thanks."
I look at him.
"What about my burger?"
"That is yours."
"Umm, no. I didn't order that."
"No, but you're getting it and paying for it."
Nice guy.
**END FLASH BACK! :S**
And this is where it gets nasty.
Gee... I'd like for him to be alive today...
WHICH MAY STRIKE YOU AS NORMAL AT FIRST.
But it's not like that.
... so I could take the old putter and crack open that motherfucker's skull...
In other news, has anyone else bought anything from Play-Asia? Do they accept AU$ over Paypal or would I have to convert it to US$ first?
This LJ update was brought to you by маттѕтея.
Picture the scene at Hungry Jack's. Drive-thru. Ordering stuff with Mum.
"I'll get the Country roll meal thingy. Large sized drink, normal sized chips."
"And give me a caramel sundae too."
They charged the full "upsize meal" rate. I suspect they gave me large fucking chips as well, when I specifically told the stupid ass clerk "ONLY UPSIZE THE DRINK".
Angry. Hungry Jack's. Hmm, deja vu. Duhhhhh, oh... NOW I REMEMBER. (pfft)
**FLASH BACK! :O**
Different Hungry Jack's. This one's up the coast. The Entrance/Gosford area, where I lived at the time. Dad's in the driver's seat, not Mum.
"Yo, can we quickly drive thru here? Just stop at that menu so I can check the price of that chicken burger I like."
He doesn't stop. Surprise surfuckingprise.
"Great, well, now I don't know what to get. I guess I'll just get -"
"Hi, can you give us a Whopper? Thanks."
I look at him.
"What about my burger?"
"That is yours."
"Umm, no. I didn't order that."
"No, but you're getting it and paying for it."
Nice guy.
**END FLASH BACK! :S**
And this is where it gets nasty.
Gee... I'd like for him to be alive today...
WHICH MAY STRIKE YOU AS NORMAL AT FIRST.
But it's not like that.
... so I could take the old putter and crack open that motherfucker's skull...
In other news, has anyone else bought anything from Play-Asia? Do they accept AU$ over Paypal or would I have to convert it to US$ first?
This LJ update was brought to you by маттѕтея.