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Is there NOWHERE a man can get a driver for his Nintendo Wifi USB Connector to make it work on 64-bit Windows XP?
Incidentally, Micro$oft... WHY THE FUCK ARE YOUR STUPID 64-BIT OPERATING SYSTEMS SO INCOMPATIBLE WITH ALL THE COOL STUFF??
*cough*
1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
Mere minutes ago, honey.
2. What were you doing this morning at 8am?
Furiously masturb- errrm... sleeping. Yeah.
3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
See above.
4. What are you wearing right now?
Wouldn't you like to know? ;)
5. Are you mad at anyone right now?
Yes. Yes I am. I am mad at Microsoft for DARING to make a 64-bit edition of XP which I then installed and can't play half my games or run my software.
6. The last 2 people to say they loved you?
My reflection and the evil monkey in my closet.
Where's number seven?
I have no fucking clue.
8. Do you know the words to the song on your MySpace profile?
Yes. It goes "Fuck MySpace".
9. Last thing received in the mail?
JUMP ULTIMATE STARS FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN
10. Do you have any famous relatives?
Am I not famous enough for you?
11. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
No! I have only had sex once, and it was in the privacy of my own home. And I was QUITE alone.
12. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
... Fuck, I can't think of anything funny. No, I haven't.
13. How is your hair? (up or down)
It exists. That's bad enough.
14. How many different drinks have you had today?
Sooooo many... like... 2.
15. What have you eaten today?
Edible stuff.
16. Are you any good at math?
Am I ever! Well... no.
17. Do you have plans on Saturday night?
Which Saturday night?
18. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
No, I draw my name in the snow.
20. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Maybe. I definitely came fucking close and I've never been able to pull it off again since.
21. Do you like the ocean?
Fuck the ocean.
22. Do you stay friends with your ex's?
I'm very good friends with both my hands.
23. What are you excited about?
POKEMON FUCKINGSAURUS DIAMOND
24. What did you do last night?
See question 2.
25. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
Ummm... No. Not as of like, a couple years ago.
26. Where do you keep your money?
In my PANTS. Seriously.
27. Do you remember the most naughty night of your life?
See question 11.
28. How long is a piece of string?
Indeed.
29. What was the weather like on your birthday?
Which birthday? I've had, like, quite a few.
30. Would you have sex with anyone on your top friends list?
Would I ever! That is to say... probably not.
This LJ update was brought to you by маттѕтея.
Is there NOWHERE a man can get a driver for his Nintendo Wifi USB Connector to make it work on 64-bit Windows XP?
Incidentally, Micro$oft... WHY THE FUCK ARE YOUR STUPID 64-BIT OPERATING SYSTEMS SO INCOMPATIBLE WITH ALL THE COOL STUFF??
*cough*
1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
Mere minutes ago, honey.
2. What were you doing this morning at 8am?
Furiously masturb- errrm... sleeping. Yeah.
3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
See above.
4. What are you wearing right now?
Wouldn't you like to know? ;)
5. Are you mad at anyone right now?
Yes. Yes I am. I am mad at Microsoft for DARING to make a 64-bit edition of XP which I then installed and can't play half my games or run my software.
6. The last 2 people to say they loved you?
My reflection and the evil monkey in my closet.
Where's number seven?
I have no fucking clue.
8. Do you know the words to the song on your MySpace profile?
Yes. It goes "Fuck MySpace".
9. Last thing received in the mail?
JUMP ULTIMATE STARS FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN
10. Do you have any famous relatives?
Am I not famous enough for you?
11. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
No! I have only had sex once, and it was in the privacy of my own home. And I was QUITE alone.
12. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
... Fuck, I can't think of anything funny. No, I haven't.
13. How is your hair? (up or down)
It exists. That's bad enough.
14. How many different drinks have you had today?
Sooooo many... like... 2.
15. What have you eaten today?
Edible stuff.
16. Are you any good at math?
Am I ever! Well... no.
17. Do you have plans on Saturday night?
Which Saturday night?
18. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
No, I draw my name in the snow.
20. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Maybe. I definitely came fucking close and I've never been able to pull it off again since.
21. Do you like the ocean?
Fuck the ocean.
22. Do you stay friends with your ex's?
I'm very good friends with both my hands.
23. What are you excited about?
POKEMON FUCKINGSAURUS DIAMOND
24. What did you do last night?
See question 2.
25. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
Ummm... No. Not as of like, a couple years ago.
26. Where do you keep your money?
In my PANTS. Seriously.
27. Do you remember the most naughty night of your life?
See question 11.
28. How long is a piece of string?
Indeed.
29. What was the weather like on your birthday?
Which birthday? I've had, like, quite a few.
30. Would you have sex with anyone on your top friends list?
Would I ever! That is to say... probably not.
This LJ update was brought to you by маттѕтея.