Pokemon ShinyGold!
NEW GAME
That's ok, I just got here.
I know, dude. You're like, world-famous.
I KNOW
I'VE SEEN YOU ON TV
I HAVE ALL YOUR BOOKS
I LISTEN TO YOUR RADIO SHOW
oh sorry, are you still talking?
Is it in your contract to tell all this to every new trainer you meet?
Oak's never been renowned for his eyesight.
Duh.
Uh. For what, exactly?
0_0 Where did you come from!?
OH MY GOD HE'S THE ONE
The hell you're not!
PLZ TO CLARIFY
GWAAAAHH
huh
"Do you have a television, Marty?"
"Well, yeah, you know we have... two of them..."
"Wow! You must be rich!"
"Oh honey, he's teasing you. Nobody has two television sets."
(bonus points if you can spot the quote)
I get the feeling there's something here.
Call it a hunch.
Johto in all its Johtoriffic glory!
...
WHAT THE CRAP
UH
PRETTY SURE I USED TO BE WALKING DISTANCE FROM CHERRYGROVE CITY
This looks like a job for... a kid with nothing better to do!
Good! Maybe he knows what's going on with the region's geography. Or, as the case may be, the badly printed maps.
Oh, sweet.
Uh.
This isn't my PokeGear.
THAT IS NOT POKEGEAR
ARE YOU LISTENING
IT HASN'T GOT A PHONE
IT'S A FREAKING VS SEEKER
MOM
MOM
Oh, forget it.
Yo, fat dude!
Really? I hear we've apparently broken off from the mainland and are drifting listlessly to the east.
*facepalm*
k
Uh.
Are you doing what I think you're doing?
OH you're spying. That's ok, I kinda thought you -
OH CHRIST PUT IT AWAY D:
*after a few days of intensive therapy...*
Ahoy hoy.
Well, can it wait? I -
Well yeah but see I -
wait. his name is Mr Pokemon?
excuse me a moment.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
sorry. heheheh. do go on.
Too busy to solve the mystery of the Johto maps?
Fiiiiine. But you have to get me a new Town Map.
Mom probably got the misprinted one because it was cheap or something. That's so like her.
Wait. You're giving me a Pokemon for free?
SWEET
Hmm...
Who will I take? What will its name be?
To be continued...