The end of Pokemon
Well, since none of you wankers commented last time, I went with this guy.
He's lonely! Awwwwwwww.
Too bad! It's mine now.
No problemo.
Mom? She failed nurse school, what help is she?
I'm sure everything will go smoothly.
... why does that sound so ominous though?
But I already have a - oh, alright then.
well, sucks to be you
bye now
I had to clean up after some guy outside the lab who was mastur-
Yeah, just kidding. He just wants me to deliver something.
This is a challenge? Oh, that's right. You failed weightlifting tryouts too, didn't you?
Cherrygrove is this way, right?
What!!!
Uh.
OH MY GOD
I KNOW THIS GUY
IT'S FACTORY HEAD NOLAND
AND HE CHALLENGED ME TO A BATTLE
WHICH I THINK I JUST WON
SINGLEHANDEDLY
why are you looking at me like that totodile
Right, I beat you. Where's my Knowledge Symbol?
Come on. Fork it over.
WRONG ANSWER
...
Wait, you're not Noland? I guess that explains why your entire party consisted of a pissweak Squirtle.
... jackass. Oh well. On to Cherrygrove.
...
...
aw FUCK
what to do
what to do?
Oh yeah! Maybe he can... do... something?
Well, YOU think of a better idea.
ASDJFHGIHJEIKMSETGAESPTK
...
THE END
