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Last night I had a weird dream. I dreamt I was Ralphie from "A Christmas Story," and I had just been dumped by some blonde girl, so I decided to ride a homemade hot-air balloon over the Berlin wall, which was located on top of the cliff running along Far West (above Wendy's and Korner Store etc.). I remember spending like 15 minutes trying to figure out the best configuration of X-acto knives and toothbrushes to bring along on my trip.