ninja pickup lines!

[mattyc9]

"From across the room I thought your body was punching.  But now I can see that it is kicking."

"Excuse me, haven't you never seen me before?"

"I am really sorry about chopping off your boyfriend's arm.  Need a hug?"

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Comments

[eyetoground]

That last one gets me every time!

[claudine_]

hahahahaahaha