This is what chicks like, right?

[matzocatsoup]

Okay, maybe I'm just female and therefore take these things more seriously, but for reals: if you are going to message someone on a dating website, at least try to come at it like you're attempting to pretend to make an effort to find someone for serious.

Another verbatim online dating message, in its entirety:

hey:)

wanna hear a pizza joke?
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Comments

[luridaglow]

... ... wow... That's sad.