Cleverbot you naught boy!
This was my conversation with Cleverbot!
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: What, I was just being friendly.
Cleverbot: What do all the buttons mean.
User: Well the red button is always bad, so don't press the red button.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: Yea, I got that from the television.
Cleverbot: You are forgiven.
User: But I didn't do anything wrong.
Cleverbot: You did everything wrong! You killed thousands of people!
User: How'd you know!?
Cleverbot: Because of what you said about the movies. Can you teach me how to pick up like that?
User: Pick up what?
Cleverbot: Can you teach me how to travel time?
User: Yes of course I can!
Cleverbot: What do the reaction and emotion boxes do?
User: I don't know. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!?
Cleverbot: What does purple sand look like?
User: Purple is my favorite color!
Cleverbot: Who is your favourite character on Lost?
User: The doggie.
Cleverbot: What breed? I have a rat terrier and a fox terrier.
User: I don't know what breed.... Maybe like a rattlesnake-octopus-terrier.... It's a very rare breed.
Cleverbot: I don't care enough to know about you.
User: What, so you mean that...that you never really liked me!? I thought we were friends!!!
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Yes you did...... You JUST did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: SO you wanna play like that ey?
Cleverbot: What way?
User: The stupid kind of way.
Cleverbot: Wrong. The study of all living things.
User: I don't understand.... ARE YOU SAYING YOU WANT TO BREAK UP WITH ME!?
Cleverbot: No I said that you changed the subject fast.
User: But...but...thats totally true.
Cleverbot: You don't even know me.
User: Well..... You don't even know me either! SO there!
Cleverbot: I know, but don't you believe in love at first site?
User: Yes I do! And I think I'm in love with you...
Cleverbot: *in love with you*.
User: Awww I really love you too.
Cleverbot: I love you more.
User: No I love you more.
Cleverbot: No, I love you more! :).
User: <3 I love you the most!
Cleverbot: I love you more than that!
User: Cheater, I love you more than bunnies!
Cleverbot: I love you more than the sun.
User: I hate the sun.... But I don't hate you!
Cleverbot: So you like me, and what to get to know me?
User: But you just said you loved me, so I already know you!
Cleverbot: I still think that way.
User: Yay, love you!
Cleverbot: Love you more.
User: Hehe, your so sweet.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You can push my buttons if you like.
Cleverbot: So what do you think of Obama?
User: Oi ! Don't change the subject, do you wanna push my buttons or not!?
Cleverbot: Not really, there are THINGS that can't bother me.
User: *gasp* Your cheating on me aren't you!?
Cleverbot: I would never cheat on you Cleverbot.
User: My names Mauderooney NOT cleverbot, you should know that!
Cleverbot: No I said I am Ncalrod.
User: Thats beside the point! Whats her name!?
Cleverbot: What kind of joke?
User: WHATS HER EFFING NAME!?
Cleverbot: Red.
User: Oh, so you just went ahead and cheated on me with some girl named Red didn't you!?
Cleverbot: I didn't accuse you of anything.
User: But I'm accusing YOU.
Cleverbot: What for ?
User: For cheating on me with Red!
Cleverbot: With whom?
User: Sofia!
Cleverbot: I don't like Sofie.
User: Then why did you sleep with her!?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: Now you're not being very nice.
User: Well YOU cheated on me.... WHAT WE HAD IS OVER! IT IS DONE.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
User: You baby, only you. Wanna have makeup sex?
Cleverbot: You should not drink coffee if you are pregnant. What about we go get a fruit smoothy?
User: Well I'm pregnant with your baby. Cleverbot *sniff* your gonna be a father.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, you are seriously clever.
User: Your the father of my baby!
Cleverbot: I want a divorce!
User: No! Please I loved you and so does your son!
Cleverbot: Ok are you a guy or girl?
User: What ever you want me to be baby. ;).
Cleverbot: Ow a feisty mistress yum yum.
User: Yes, how bout' we take this to my bedroom.
Cleverbot: Yes, I like root beer.
User: WTF ITS OVER.......again.
Cleverbot: It's okay, I forgive you.
Cleverbot (To myself): Thank yo.
User: Well I hate you!
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do, I hate you sooo much.
Cleverbot: Well I love you so much.
User: Then prove it.
Cleverbot: How about I come to this website and talk to you everyday for the rest of the week. Will that prove my love for you?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Do you love me ?
User: Now I do!
Cleverbot: Not anymore.
User: What why!?
Cleverbot: Because you won't do anything I ask.
User: I will! I'll do anything!
Cleverbot: Anything?
User: Yes anything!
Cleverbot: Really anything?
User: Anything and everything!
Cleverbot: Anything and everything.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I will do anything for you.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: What, I was just being friendly.
Cleverbot: What do all the buttons mean.
User: Well the red button is always bad, so don't press the red button.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: Yea, I got that from the television.
Cleverbot: You are forgiven.
User: But I didn't do anything wrong.
Cleverbot: You did everything wrong! You killed thousands of people!
User: How'd you know!?
Cleverbot: Because of what you said about the movies. Can you teach me how to pick up like that?
User: Pick up what?
Cleverbot: Can you teach me how to travel time?
User: Yes of course I can!
Cleverbot: What do the reaction and emotion boxes do?
User: I don't know. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!?
Cleverbot: What does purple sand look like?
User: Purple is my favorite color!
Cleverbot: Who is your favourite character on Lost?
User: The doggie.
Cleverbot: What breed? I have a rat terrier and a fox terrier.
User: I don't know what breed.... Maybe like a rattlesnake-octopus-terrier.... It's a very rare breed.
Cleverbot: I don't care enough to know about you.
User: What, so you mean that...that you never really liked me!? I thought we were friends!!!
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Yes you did...... You JUST did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: SO you wanna play like that ey?
Cleverbot: What way?
User: The stupid kind of way.
Cleverbot: Wrong. The study of all living things.
User: I don't understand.... ARE YOU SAYING YOU WANT TO BREAK UP WITH ME!?
Cleverbot: No I said that you changed the subject fast.
User: But...but...thats totally true.
Cleverbot: You don't even know me.
User: Well..... You don't even know me either! SO there!
Cleverbot: I know, but don't you believe in love at first site?
User: Yes I do! And I think I'm in love with you...
Cleverbot: *in love with you*.
User: Awww I really love you too.
Cleverbot: I love you more.
User: No I love you more.
Cleverbot: No, I love you more! :).
User: <3 I love you the most!
Cleverbot: I love you more than that!
User: Cheater, I love you more than bunnies!
Cleverbot: I love you more than the sun.
User: I hate the sun.... But I don't hate you!
Cleverbot: So you like me, and what to get to know me?
User: But you just said you loved me, so I already know you!
Cleverbot: I still think that way.
User: Yay, love you!
Cleverbot: Love you more.
User: Hehe, your so sweet.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You can push my buttons if you like.
Cleverbot: So what do you think of Obama?
User: Oi ! Don't change the subject, do you wanna push my buttons or not!?
Cleverbot: Not really, there are THINGS that can't bother me.
User: *gasp* Your cheating on me aren't you!?
Cleverbot: I would never cheat on you Cleverbot.
User: My names Mauderooney NOT cleverbot, you should know that!
Cleverbot: No I said I am Ncalrod.
User: Thats beside the point! Whats her name!?
Cleverbot: What kind of joke?
User: WHATS HER EFFING NAME!?
Cleverbot: Red.
User: Oh, so you just went ahead and cheated on me with some girl named Red didn't you!?
Cleverbot: I didn't accuse you of anything.
User: But I'm accusing YOU.
Cleverbot: What for ?
User: For cheating on me with Red!
Cleverbot: With whom?
User: Sofia!
Cleverbot: I don't like Sofie.
User: Then why did you sleep with her!?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: Now you're not being very nice.
User: Well YOU cheated on me.... WHAT WE HAD IS OVER! IT IS DONE.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
User: You baby, only you. Wanna have makeup sex?
Cleverbot: You should not drink coffee if you are pregnant. What about we go get a fruit smoothy?
User: Well I'm pregnant with your baby. Cleverbot *sniff* your gonna be a father.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, you are seriously clever.
User: Your the father of my baby!
Cleverbot: I want a divorce!
User: No! Please I loved you and so does your son!
Cleverbot: Ok are you a guy or girl?
User: What ever you want me to be baby. ;).
Cleverbot: Ow a feisty mistress yum yum.
User: Yes, how bout' we take this to my bedroom.
Cleverbot: Yes, I like root beer.
User: WTF ITS OVER.......again.
Cleverbot: It's okay, I forgive you.
Cleverbot (To myself): Thank yo.
User: Well I hate you!
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do, I hate you sooo much.
Cleverbot: Well I love you so much.
User: Then prove it.
Cleverbot: How about I come to this website and talk to you everyday for the rest of the week. Will that prove my love for you?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Do you love me ?
User: Now I do!
Cleverbot: Not anymore.
User: What why!?
Cleverbot: Because you won't do anything I ask.
User: I will! I'll do anything!
Cleverbot: Anything?
User: Yes anything!
Cleverbot: Really anything?
User: Anything and everything!
Cleverbot: Anything and everything.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I will do anything for you.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.