OOC - Info post

Jan 01, 2009 11:52

Omg am I the cool kid that is starting the bandwagon? Yes! I'm the Fonz of OOC posts!

This is Emmett and he is a vampire from the Twilight series. *pauses for laughter* Ahem, moving on…

Firstly! Emmett is one of those dudes who you are probably gonna 0.0 at when he walks in the room. Click on the cut to find out why!



Emmett alone without the vampire-y things cuts a pretty menacing figure. He’s 6’5” and looks like a dude who lifts weights. It’s hard not to notice him when he enters a room just for the build alone. He looks pretty scary (with the exception of his “childlike” face and dimples) and is described as bear-like. The vampire stuff doesn’t really help him not be noticed either. Twilight vampires are drop dead gorgeous and look like models. I know, how cheesy is that? But their good looks, pleasant voices and their smell (apparently they smell really good to humans) help them lure in prey. Oh and he doesn't have fangs. I don't know why Twilight vampires don't, they just don't. But, uh, when they bite people they inject venom into them. I dunno. It's kinda lame but whatevs.

You can probably guess that Emmett is very, very pale. His skin is really hard, described as both like granite and alabaster, and is cold to the touch. Emmett isn’t going to let you touch him any time soon since he knows the cold gives away the fact that he’s not entirely normal. His eyes are also abnormal; they’re a goldish color and they get darker the hungrier he gets. They’ll be completely black if he hasn’t had food in a while.

And, yes, Emmett does ~*dazzle*~ in direct sunlight. Again, it’s not going to be anything he will show anybody any time soon.

And now a condensed version of "Everything you wanted to know about Emmett Cullen but were too afraid to read the books and find out for yourself". Hey, no one is gonna blame you for not reading them.



Yes, Twilight is about the epic love story of Edward and Bella and blah blah blah we’re here to talk about Emmett. You don’t need to know that part of the story to know about Emmett. He’s a vampire, and has been since Rosalie Hale carried him to Carlisle Cullen after he was attacked by a bear when he was 20 years old in 1935. He’s a member of the Cullen family, meaning he considers Carlisle and Esme to be like his parents and Edward, Alice and Jasper to be like his siblings. Rosalie is his wife whom he is very devoted to. He won’t be looking at any other girl here, sorry :)

The easiest way to think of Emmett is if you look at him like a rather large child. He’s very playful, constantly smiling and hardly lets anything bother him for long. Emmett likes to tease a lot and, for someone who is almost 100 years old, he can be quite immature. He finds human beings hilarious so even when someone gets mad at him he’ll think that it’s just adoooooooooooorable. He’s a big fan of sports, gambling (which is how he ended up here) and is all around a fun-loving kind of guy. He’s also uber-confident and just effing hates being bored so he’s gonna love a good fight when Fandom weirdness strikes.

More vampire stuff! Emmett is a vampire “vegetarian” meaning that he only eats animals (bears being his favorite meal). He has fallen off the wagon several times since he’s still reasonably young for a vampire. If he hasn’t eaten in a while, if fresh blood has been spilled or if he finds someone that smells really, really good then he could fall off the wagon again. He’ll do his best to eat regularly and to have little, if any, actual physical contact with humans. But if your character gets a papercut around him? He’s gonna be gettin’ the hell out of dodge before he can eat you. If it’s an emergency and he’s the only person that can help someone bleeding he can hold his breath and in order to try to stave off attacking someone. Yeah…"try” being the key word there.

Being a vampire means he has super strength, speed, hearing, eyesight and is extremely graceful and agile. He also doesn't sleep ever. Naturally, he’ll try to hide these things since he doesn’t want anybody to know he’s a vampire but he sometimes can’t help but be a showoff. Now Emmett isn't supposed to tell anybody he's a vampire, but if someone guesses and confronts him about it? He's not gonna deny it. He'll just ask you to keep it on the down-low. Oh and he does not have fancy-pants mental powers like Edward, Alice and Jasper. He relies on his strength for everything. Hasn’t failed him yet.

For anyone who is curious and doesn’t want to read the books to find out: Twilight vampires have to be ripped limb from limb in order to be killed and you’ll probably want to burn those pieces afterward. Usually they’re only killed by other vampires or werewolves. Emmett is one of the biggest guys in Fandom, probably only second to Cable and Chad, and his skin is like granite. So…good luck with that, vampire-haters :p

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