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Today my sister reminded me of the tale in which she saved me from leeches when I was three years old. She's such an awesome person, I love her a lot.

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[catlikethief583]

yay!
those were not so good times, but i braved those leeches with my leech killing stick, it was like mammoth broom, and they haven't returned since.
yay for maura
and yay for aquamarina/aquamarie/aquamarine
quit yapping and let's watch golden girls
i am rose
who are you? maybe dorothy because you are sarcastic? or maybe sophia because you are AWESOME?
yay for tomorrow

oh bullshark!

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K, well remember to call my shell girlfriend

[catlikethief583]

dude.
you are such a BARNACLE.
YOU DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME WHO YOU WERE!

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I am me. and I am awesome.

Ok, I'm Mr. Ha Ha...but only because I know the song

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Haha Emiwee I love you. You're pretty much my sister, anyway! You know...best friend..sister....same thing :]

[catlikethief583]

MAURA

EFFING

GLEESON

PICK A GOLDEN GIRL TO BE
OR I WILL TAKE DOWN THE LADDER AND LEAVE YOU IN THE WATER TOWER
with the squeaky dolphin
that is right
you heard me
the squeaky dolphin

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Oh dang, not the squeaky dolphin! Umm...ok. I'll be DorothiaHaHa, because Sophia and Dorothy and Mr. Ha Ha are the best characters ever.

P.S. Why are you Rose, anyway? She's dumb and sucks at life...that's nothing like you!

[catlikethief583]

because i said so
because
1) i am not a slut aka blanche
2) i am not sarcastic enough aka dorothy
3) i am not a mad woman old lady ALL of the time aka sophia

so i can be rose or the plant in the corner by the doOR
that is always an option

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Go with the plant, I still call Mr. Ha Ha

[catlikethief583]

it is not bullshark

planty face? that is bullshark
bullshark on toast
and rice in pantyhose

i am taking a stand
golden girls or bust

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