T0oday my mom was waking me up and I told her to stop because I wanted to draw into a terravore first. It reminds me of the time she tried waking me up to go to school and I told her that I couldn't because Blood Moon was in play.
mom: wake up, honey! me: mom, could you check my status on the cornell website? mom: what? me: I want to see if I got in or not! mom: um... you haven't applied yet! me: this is TRUE! (falls back on bed)
boyfriend: wake up.. me: what is the difference between voltage and dedication? I mean, I know they must have SOME similarities...
and in another similar situation I said: I dreamt I wrote a thesis paper on oral sex in The World According to Garp.
and finally, boyfriend: heey, wake up, we're going to be late. me: (looks at clock) Fuck. Fuck. (getting dressed) FUCK. Fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuck. (brushing teeth) FAWWKfuuuuck.
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mom: wake up, honey!
me: mom, could you check my status on the cornell website?
mom: what?
me: I want to see if I got in or not!
mom: um... you haven't applied yet!
me: this is TRUE! (falls back on bed)
boyfriend: wake up..
me: what is the difference between voltage and dedication? I mean, I know they must have SOME similarities...
and in another similar situation I said: I dreamt I wrote a thesis paper on oral sex in The World According to Garp.
and finally,
boyfriend: heey, wake up, we're going to be late.
me: (looks at clock) Fuck. Fuck. (getting dressed) FUCK. Fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuck. (brushing teeth) FAWWKfuuuuck.
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