Event

[maury]

Day started off with my Mom waking me up at 8 fucking A.M. to go pick up my sister's boyfriend who FUCKING SLEPT IN HIMSELF AND I WENT OUT INTO THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE FOR NO GODDAMN REASON! Then I drove home and ate a pop-tart (even though there's two per wrapper; Bowser snatched one off my plate as soon as I averted my eyes) Then it was off to

Comments

[blame_the_sex]

did you have to wear someone else's tux?
coz that's gross
they might not wear underwear

[maury]

They made me wear their underwear too :(

[blame_the_sex]

did they have somewhat suspicious brown stains in a streak-like manner in them?

[maury]

Maybe they did, maybe they didnt. Who's askin?