someone's been practising medicine without a license!

[mausoleum]

i farewelled my blonde/white hair tonight and re-welcomed some red back into my life. what was i thinking? no, really

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[mausoleum]

me too! i'm feeling slightly better but gaining new symptoms.
the secret is you have to hang around people who are talented at the bargain/sale game. ie my aunt and my mum. it rubs off. the dress was originally $90.

[hopeyoudiesoon]

hello dr. strange haha. you are sop like my doctor tho.

[mausoleum]

haha it's true. it's only because i care :)
PS eat your greens!

[linderrrrr]

Dear Tania MD and Superstar,

Added you.

Regards, Linda Awesome Nguyen

[mausoleum]

linda dearest
i added you back
and i had a feeling it was you!
derrrrr.
xtanialamestrange

[rhysmonkey]

i liked the blonde.

[mausoleum]

me too! but... i'm too lazy to maintain it. it's a miracle i had it for so long.

i fucked up the red too. it looks orangey at the front. oh dear lord!

[rhysmonkey]

show us the red.

[mausoleum]

there is no red. only ORANGE!
it kills me.
it's like... someone cut the top off my head like a grapefruit. i don't know. what a shit analogy.

[_popsicles_]

My doctor insists they hayfever doesn't exist... i wouldnt have normallly accepted such a bold statement but this guy is like FUCKING AMAZING.. everytime i go to him i come home with pages of handwritten explanations for what is wrong with me and how to fix it (sometimes with the aid of medication) and it works everytime.
Ypu should go see him..
DR KHUU and he's at Mt Pritchard. fucking awesome little freaky asian walking excyclopeadia man

[mausoleum]

oh but it does. i am living proof that hayfever exists. i suffer like a bastard for it.

i like the lady i went to! she took the time to explain everything to me. diagrams and all! with a lovely smile on her face the whole time.

where is mt pritchard anyway?