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[maussymenot]

Scheduling meetings is one of the prime methods of asserting control in our democratized world, and to tell you the truth, i think i prefered it when people used battle axes. The "authorities" at UVA love this passive agressive bullshit. Not only was I mandated to meet with the Dean to discuss my disrespect for authorites when i told an RA to

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[hardrockward]

larkin collects these throwback dorks like an anime convention. she is so rad but she thinks that anyone who can have a conversation with her based entirely on shock value is awesome, so she dates them and then gets surprised when they turn out to be douchebags. luckily now she is larkin+alan4ever.

my brother is making the college rounds. i think he is going to duke next, and then uva. i think he's going to call you. you're going to have to be manipulative because all i got down him was a pussy rum and coke and like two hits on k4. i don't give a shit if he drinks or smokes but all i ask is that he have a reason for not doing it besides never having drunk before. which he does not. bonus points for making him talk. depussify greg and then come visit me! xoxoemiliez<3

[maussymenot]

manipulation is my steez, your brother is in luck.

really the only reason im replying is because i read this:

"therefore: if i drank instead of smoked, or just replaced a lot of the smoking with drinking, not only would i not be broke all the time, but maybe when i go home for the summer my mom will stop making fun of me for being fat so much."

on your journal and had this really intense desire to walk up to you and say "I see you're drinking alcohol. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be smoking buddah sack if you wanted to." but then you are in st. louis and Napoleon Dynamite quotes are played out, so i didnt.

<3, Darrel Mahogoney-Munsey