Klutz R Us

[mauvaise_etoile]

I knew when I got up this morning that it was going to be a Klutzy Day (when you are as big a klutz as I am on any day, you must come to these realizations on these special days in the wee hours of the morning so that you are prepared for doom throughout the day and try to be extra mindful). I can't recall what it was that I did first, but by the

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[sprootles]

Okay, like, that sooo wasn't funny that you hurt yourself. But the description of you husband and "He grabbed The Child and played with him for all of thirty seconds while I splayed myself out on my back trying to gauge just how bad the damage was" totally has me snorting.

Seriously, though, I hope you're okay!

My lips are twitching...*guffaw*

I think it was the "splayed myself" that made me lose it...I just pictured you on your back, legs in air...*snork*

*sobers*

Seriously, I hope you're okay!

[mauvaise_etoile]

LMAO.

Dood, that is EXACTLY how I was laying! LOL

[aoife_ife]

"I was instantly feeling grateful that I wasn't two inches to the left when the cupboard door made impact else it would've landed somewhere very uncomfortable."

Thank goodness for small favors!

But...ouch. Think of it as a mommy battle scar. :p

[mauvaise_etoile]

LOL yes!

[onehundredmoons]

Oh goodness... yes, I'm glad it was on the butt flab too... I think that's what it's there for - to protect the important bits. Ugh, that must be so incredibly sore. I'm so sorry!!

[mauvaise_etoile]

Ooh, I reckon you're right! It was SO sore the rest of that day/night, but felt much better the next morning.

[inksheddings]

Oh no! I'm so sorry. :( That really does sound painful. *gentle hugs*

[mauvaise_etoile]

Thank you! *hugs* OMG it was! lol

[canutius]

OUCH! Ouch. Ouch. And more ouch. Poor thing.

and Men! Honestly. *sigh*

[mauvaise_etoile]

Gah, I know! Bloody useless.