Man-Urchin

[mauvaise_idee]

I got a call from Dr. Rome today. First of all, Dr. Rome is obscenely busy, so the call by itself surprised me. She was calling to tell me that I need to come back to the clinic for more tests, because I failed my endocrine panel. The following tests were performed. I've marked my pass/fail on them, based on whether or not I was above the

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[soullessthinker]

Erm, not to be an utter Obie, but gender ≠ t. While they go together, I doubt you will become Femme PatheticPants from hormones.

[mauvaise_idee]

Are you sure? There must be some reason most women suck in ways that most men don't. I'm liable to chalk it up to the chemical differences between the genders.

[nowheremyheaven]

"Then there is no chance of accidentally ending up with a screaming crotch dropping some years down the road. "

baby drop slot. the answer is clear

"some passive-aggressive, let's-talk-about-our-feelings, romantic comedy-watching, ice cream-binging hag who can't do math. Seriously. What if they lower my testosterone and I lose my ability to do math?"

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