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[maverick1223]

The other day I went into a Jewel wearing a hoodie under my leather jacket over reasonably tight jeans while listening to Of Montreal on my iPhone after deciding I wasn't going to shave or comb my hair, because, "fuck it, it looks kinda cool," I realized something: maybe I'm a hipster

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[red_panties]

OMG THEY FOUND YOU?!?!

LMAO You're so silly. They majority of hipsters I've come across, who claim to be vegetarian (most aren't though), tend to be so for pretentious reasons and don't give a damn about animal ethics. Either way, knowing the way you cling to your leather jacket I'd say you're hardly leaning that way. Now if your tight jeans, were non-denim and had a bold color to them then you'd start to lean more in the way of hipster. And soon you'd have to compliment your "I believe in every color in the crayon box" pants with a v-neck tee and blazer. Before you know it you'll ditch your car and ride a bike everywhere wearing these badass headphones jamming to Radiohead.
But when you're ready to discuss the works of contemporary artists like Olafur Eliasson and Ed Paschke while drinking Stella and smoking cloves, then you can call me. ♥

[maverick1223]

Haha. You're a bigger hipster than me. Because you like the Olafur guy.

[nolimitsoldier]

By Seattle standards you're a hipster. By Kansas standards, you're a queer.

[maverick1223]

Hmm. Maybe Seattle is less hipster than Chicago. We do have a lot of them. As for Kansas, that's pretty much what I expected from that lame ass red state.