Ehhh, might as well update now since I actually have something relatively intelligent to rant about... (note the use of the word "relatively"). Somthing kind of... interesting... happened to me during my last class, though I suppose you'd really have to be *me* to understand why I find it interesting
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Now I am silly for adding in to the craziness go us!
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You see, according to the great philosopher Play-Dough, whose holy philosophies were delineated in my 9th grade biology notebook through Kelly's and Kartik's divine inspiration, and I quote, "Cheez-its are the root of all evil, and we must all strive to be Doritos." I believe this was placed atop my notes on the structure of DNA, just pages after the inspirational passage in which the Seer, through Kartik's own hand, settled once and for all one of the greatest debates to rage through our world by stating, "Paul is short."
So as you can now see, Kelly has violated the basic laws upon which we now know our world is based. As per the Philosopher's instructions, she shall now be sacrificed to the evil conspiracy of the Big-Haired Lady and the Fed-Ex Truckses in an attempt to appease the Doritos. Play-Dough has spoken. Let it be so.
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'the Seer, through Kartik's own hand, settled once and for all one of the greatest debates to rage through our world by stating, "Paul is short." '
*snerk*
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And please don't sacrifice me to the Doritos!! It was the heathen Cheez-its which o'ercame my will, weak layman of all things crunchy that I am, and 'twas through the evil that is Mikaal that said vile snacks possessed my typing fingers! Alas, that such an evil fate should befall me! Yet have mercy upon me, sinner that I am, and trust that I shall go forth to sin no more and to pillage the most unholy of victuals that are the Cheez-its! Spare me, O Short Seer of All Things Pretty! Have mercy, I beg of you!!!
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uh...or how 'bout you just kill Rob instead?
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um... did I mention that Tolkien used to have weird dreams like mine too? O_o
(not the crazy vampire ones, lol... the *other* kind...)
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