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[mavrikgandalf]

I had a thought, a couple days ago, while working, and decided to write it out, as much as I could, right now. First, some setting

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[bohemianlove]

You lost me a little when you related it back to the Gilmore Girls, as I loathe their fake, forced dialogue, but I'll let it go. ;) It's an interesting idea. If we're arguing that God is Almighty, (which I say throws a wrench in the Bible to begin with,) would he then have known he'd have to fight his son? Why would God need an adversary? And why would he create a son he would have to torture, (essentially) for all eternity? It sucked for Jesus because he had to die, but at least he's kickin' it in Heaven with dad while a good portion of the world worships him. But Satan's suffering in Hell, enduring the wrath of humans. How is that cool? Is God that selfish? Did he "create" Jesus as a replacement? Answer my questions. :)

[mavrikgandalf]

If God is Almighty, why do anything? If he is _that_ powerful, why make humans? He knows how it ends, which is his ultimate worship, so why does he give a fuck?

Yes, of course, God is so awesome, he can both create a rock too heavy for him to lift, _and_ lift it, because he is God, and therefore, he can break the rules. That doesn't help us, though.

But! First, the Gilmore Girls are better than any single conversation to ever take place ever.

Noah

[bohemianlove]

Does the Bible not say that he is almighty? Why does he even exist? What point is he by himself? Did he create himself? Is he part of an entirely different universe? Maybe we're a school project. I'm not trying to argue with you, I'm trying to better understand your theory.

And, the Gilmore Girls are utter crap. :( Usually.

[mavrikgandalf]

How dare you! The Gilmore Girls is better than... umm... What do you watch that I can needlessly insult? *wonders*

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Noah

[bohemianlove]

I still don't see how that's an honor for him. And God is NOT love! He murders endlessly, causes pain to his children because they've "sinned" and then sends them to suffer for the rest of eternity because they chose a life of happiness. And he hates women. :P Jesus, however, is just a hippie. He loves everyone, even the hookers. The lepers. God gets the credit because he's a jerk, but Jesus is probably up there telling him to be nice occasionally.

My organs hurt, Noah. You know what this is? God is pissed at me.

[mavrikgandalf]

And my head! Holy crap

[bohemianlove]

I'll read it in the morning, it's long and my eyes are burning. :)

[mavrikgandalf]

Go sleep, wench. Gosh.

Noah

[mavrikgandalf]

haha Thank you. I enjoyed writing it. :-D

Noah

p.s. Added!