I had to laugh at this thread on the Tucker Max Message  Board.  A sample:

Dear GOD,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up.
-Bruce
Dear Bruce,

My records show that in Spring of 1992 you asked for a lego set. My records also show that during your birthday in the same year you asked for a puppy, which I gave you and ( Read more... )

Due to the enormous success of our 1% off sale we've decided to raise the stakes with a "30% Off For Epileptics Only National Epilepsy Month Sale!"

If you have epilepsy or know someone that has epilepsy, this is the sale for you.  Everything on the website is 30% off and we've even brought back our deeply disturbed gift-wrap for the holiday season ( Read more... )

Well, "Life is Good" is a popular trend, so I guess I'll say that. I am well for two reasons.

1.) I tapped into a Wifi spot from my cot.
2.) I am drinking Starbucks as we speak.

16-year old who lives in a trailer has the $200,000 wedding of her dreams.

I had no idea they had white trash in Britain.

Google Chrome (my new browser) opens up Mysuck by default. I've always hated Mysuck, and now I hate it even more.

Today's Mysuck background is nothing but endless advertisements for High School Musical 3. I swear, at this rate, Vanessa Hudgens will be old enough to simultaneously act in porn and in HSM. Oh wait, she already did.

World of Warcraft meets Monkey Island in..."A Pirate I was Meant to Be"

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Finally got the pictures back from the Wineglass Marathon.  God, do I look tired or what?  Ed note:  most of these are taken at about mile 20-26.

I could either blog from work, a supremely bad idea as Big Brother is always watching, or blog from Starbucks.

I'm currently living on the floor once again, as everything's moved out.  I have no Internet.  War is hell.

EDIT/BONUS:  I just stole some Internet from the guy downstairs (I think).  

And two weeks of pre-deployment block leave comes to a close.  Strangely enough, my leave periods are often more hectic and activity-filled than my time at work (if that were possible).  The highlights:

• Started off on the first weekend with the Wineglass Marathon in Corning, NY (a few entries earlier).  I'm now on the recovery phase from this ( Read more... )

I was posting that little bit on Lego Porn while at Starbucks. Some mom just looked over my shoulder while she saw two Lego people chatting (in the plot portion) while the words "LEGO PORN" were displayed on the screen in big block letters.

But then again, there's no nudity in Legos, so I should be good, right?