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CHELSEA. SARA, YOU BETTER BE THANKFUL FOR THIS, IT CONSUMED MY LIFE/LJ HAS SOME SRS ISSUES WITH LOTS OF GIFS FFFF
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MANIFESTO
MEET THE FACES
First, let's meet Jesse.
Jesse Adam Eisenberg is 28. His mom works at a hospital, but was once a professional clown (no, really). His father is a professor. He has one older sister named Kerri and a younger one named Hallie-Kate. He grew up in a secular-Jewish house. I knew all of that w/o looking up anything what is my life
Basically, he's adorable.
He's very sad adorably tragically self deprecating/self-effacing.
[On being asked on his sex-symbol status] "I think I'm an abstinence symbol. If I take my shirt off, people will not have babies" - Jesse Eisenberg. AWWW BB YOUR BEAUTIFUL!!!
He has a lovely deadpan sense of humor.
"My style is like everyday is laundry day, I feel dumb in all things. Except uhh a one piece pajamas with a butt flap" -Jesse Eisenberg
He rides a bike everywhere
He also has cats
Conan: Has your life changed considerably since, you know, The Social Network came out
Jesse: I’ve got…more cats.
Conan: Slow Down!
And is super neurotic. .
Jennifer: By the way, you are the most interesting person. I was in the dressing room going “I want weird quirks!” and I’m like trying to come up with all sorts of things.
Jesse: You can have all of mine.
Jennifer: When he was trying to get you to step in there and you’re like “I can’t. I can’t!” and I’m in my dressing room going “That’s so cool, he can’t step on the floor!”
Here is Jesse on Conan, which is basically my favorite interview ever. Seriously ♥
You might be asking yourself, how is this guy real?
Don't worry, that's a common response to Jesse.
MEET THE FACES II
Now onto Andrew!
This is Andrew
Whoops! Sorry. This is Andrew:
Urghhh. I can never tell them apart! I'm pretty sure that this is actually a woodland creature Bambi Andrew:
Andrew Garfield is also 28. He was born in California but moved to England when he was three. His father was a coach of a swimming team, his mother a teaching assistant at a nursery school. Has an older brother who is a doctor. He was raised Jewish and is currently playing Spiderman, so.
I must admit I know way less about him than I do Jesse, because Jesse is my favorite, but Andrew is British and kind of a hipster and a really adorable, lovely person. ALSO: THE BEST OF ANDREW IS THINGS W/ JESSE, AND THIS IS THE ANDREW ONLY SECTION FFFF
His laugh is even more precious than his dorky, endearing smile
Seriously, look at this cuteness:
He does ridiculous things like sing Bed Intruder
Has a great British sense of humor
He dresses really snazzy....
....when he's not dressing like a hipster (whilst chillin' with the 11th doctor):
You might be wondering: How is one person this adorable?!
but perhaps GREATEST OF ALL!! he makes Jesse smile like this:
