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maxforce316

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Sep 10, 2006 02:48

I'm posting this 'cause I've heard some people credit me with some pretty bizarre shit, not all of which is true. So now's your chance. Feel free to ask me if any particular thing is true or not, and I'll do my best to not be cryptic in my response ( Read more... )

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Bowie knife extension night_mane September 10 2006, 15:21:48 UTC

Did you really get out of a knife fight by asking the guy if the big bowie knife was an extension of his penis?

Re: Bowie knife extension maxforce316 September 13 2006, 01:46:51 UTC

Truth be told, I was usually the one with the big ass bowie knife.....

I honestly have no recollection of the event in question. So I'm going to go with a "no", though if you have more information (who told you the story, and what the particulars of the event were) I can probably clarify what really happened.

antipop_phenom September 10 2006, 22:54:06 UTC

Can you really become a ninety foot tall robot?

maxforce316 September 13 2006, 01:47:26 UTC

Errrr.... no... and if I could, I'd still say no to protect my secret identity.

wakeupkent September 11 2006, 06:18:40 UTC

I heard that you enjoying tossing your own salad. Is this a result of you having your head stuck up your ass so often?

Please forget this by next weekend.

maxforce316 September 13 2006, 01:48:07 UTC

Oh, I won't be forgetting it. I'm just going to pretend to forget it. Then, in a month or three when you least expect it... I'm going to shank you.

Did you... noeffect September 14 2006, 19:22:05 UTC

Did you really have an unholy army of girls that followed you around with golden brushes and leave-in conditioner and constantly maintained your hair?

or did you.... noeffect September 14 2006, 19:23:24 UTC

Or did you just give your hair an evil-type stare in the mirror and DARE it to be unhealthy...that's right...the hair knows who's boss.