Sex Meme
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Just one.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The wrong one, apparently.
4. Do you masturbate?
Not, but I am watching you.
5. How often?
Whenever I'm not watching over Danae and Perseus.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Oasis and/or Laguna.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Indeed, I have.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
http://www.almightyzeus.com/
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I used to turn myself into either a swan or an eagle and take hold of a helpless maiden or Trojan prince, but I don't really go for that anymore. These days, I enjoy a good tug of war. You might say I'm enlightened.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Better than they know themselves.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Loyalty
14. Your top three two favorite kinks in bed?
Asphixiophilia, electrosex
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes, and I loved it.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In the air...
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In a prison, disguised as rain...
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Constantly...
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Usually the strippers come to me. Not that I have time for that sort of thing. I'm more of a hands-on type of guy.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No, not unless you count that one time in Amsterdam.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Maybe
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Once, against my will.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
It's all the same to me. I don't discriminate.
24. What's your sexuality?
I'm not gay, but my asshole is.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Sounds boring
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Of course.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, but I think I'll try it. It is the American prospect, after all.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Are you familiar with the Super Eagle Vibrator?
29. Bought something from an adult store?
I look quite fetching in a studded leather cock ring.
You do know how I love to brag.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Could you not infer that from the previous question?
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Oh, fuck if I know. This is getting somewhat tedious.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Paintings, etchings on urns, etc.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Never.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Again, I'm very hands on.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
I've done it in midair. Doesn't that count for something?
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
It isn't sex until the nether eye opens.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
The T-Square, spooning, landing in the middle of a lap.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
The Greek Ram Rod
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Surprisingly...no.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Probably everyone...before it's over.