Breakfast at SuJu's
Title: Breakfast at SuJu's
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: KyuMin (Kyuhyun/Sungmin)
Characters: 11th floor: Kyuhyun, Sungmin, Eunhyuk, Yesung
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG
Summary: Breakfast time but Kyuhyun is missing. What the hell is he doing?
Breakfast at SuJu's
When the Super Junior members woke up, nobody actually suspected that the beginning of the day would be so completely twisted and unexpected...
Well, this could be taken for a pretty lame beginning of a pretty lame story but believe it or not - it just was like this.
The eleventh dorm gathered at the table to eat a nice Saturday breakfast; one person was missing though. It was quite unusual for Kyuhyun to be absent at such an early hour - usually all other members had to drag him off the computer by using very forceful and drastic methods. But this time it was different... his bed was empty, his laptop was resting untouched on the desk (very untouched indeed; there was even Sungmin's underwear lying on it what meant that the maknae hadn't used the laptop since the night before at all) and he could nowhere be found.
Something was fishy about that and made all the other ones shiver.
Was it another evil act of the always-so-snarky youngest? Did he go out to steal something? Did he become a serial killer? Did he find himself a girlfriend? (Of course not, he's my boyfriend, Sungmin scolded Yesung for even suggesting such a thing. Yesung shrugged. And you think that's a problem?) Did he go to his family without informing them about it? Did he line up in front of a game store to buy StarCraft 2? (No. I gave it to him as a present recently, Sungmin explained Eunhyuk. And it was probably my biggest mistake ever, after the one of not rejecting him.) Did he...
However, every single idea of the members was out of use; but they didn't know that during the breakfast so they speculated happily ahead, being a bit worried, although not too much... It was probably not a big deal. Maybe it was one of the producers who called him about a new solo song or something like that. Why even panic...
Well, if only Sungmin knew at that moment what would await him later, he would probably escape somewhere to the jungle and live with monkeys eating bananas for the rest of his life.
The trio heard the sound of a door being opened and then slammed shut. The dorm members looked at each other and tried figuring out who it could be entering their apartment... it had to be one of the boys from the other dorm, most likely Donghae wanting to bully Eunhyuk or Ryeowook wanting to lend some ingredients from them (and Yesung wouldn't give him any, being furiously mad at him for moving out of their dorm because now the eleventh floor had no great cook anymore). Unless...
The sudden visitor finally appeared in the room and stopped in front of them, looking down at the table. Eunhyuk eyed the person startled, blinking nervously. Yesung turned his head, thinking that maybe if he looked from another angle, he would be able to recognize who this pretty girl was.
Only Sungmin dropped his spoon into the bowl he was keeping his cereal in, choked on his breakfast and coughed, making the cereal fly all around in the air.
"WHAT THE HELL, KYUHYUN?!" he barely squeezed out of himself and Yesung nodded.
"Oh yes, now that you've mentioned it, that's Kyuhyun, indeed."
That's true; the 'girl' turned out to be their lost maknae. Wearing red high heels, a black latex miniskirt, a white top showing much more skin than appropriate (no, in fact this outfit wasn't appropriate at all)... In addition to that, his head was covered by a blond wig, giving him beautiful, long, wavy hair. His fingernails were painted in a strong red color and of course, full make-up had to be a must to complete this fresh new look of him.
They kept on staring and staring and staring at him, but he just shook his hips playfully and sent them a wink.
"Hi there~"
"What- what- what- what- what-" Sungmin couldn't even ask his boyfriend in a proper way what the hell this situation was supposed to be; the shock was too huge. Eunhyuk decided to help him out and gaping widely at the newly created drag queen, he exclaimed:
"KYUHYUN! What the heck?!"
"Nu? Is something wrong?" was the boy's (?) flippant answer and the trio got into an even more startled state. Sungmin was dangerously pale on his face, therefore Yesung started to wave some air at him. Since he was still not able to comment on Kyuhyun's appearance, Eunhyuk continued asking him out.
"What's with this outfit? Do you have fever, my dear? Did you get crazy because of gaming all night long? Did someone force you to do so? Is this a freakin' joke?!?!"
"I don't know what's so shocking about me right now" Kyuhuyn replied as if it was completely normal for him to show up like that. "Heechul does it a lot."
"Yes but it's Heechul, you are Mr. I-have-so-much-testosterone-in-me-that-I-might-explode!"
The 'gorgeous lady' shrugged.
"That's none of your business. In fact, I need to talk with Sungmin. ALONE."
"You can take him with you if he survives this..." They all looked at the white-as-a-sheet boy who was indeed almost lying unconscious on his seat. Yesung was now not only waving at him, he was also blowing some air with his mouth but Eunhyuk discouraged him from doing so because the eldest's breath smelled like garlic.
Due to this unpleasant smell though Sungmin finally fully recovered and jumped up from the chair, pointing accusingly at Kyuhyun. His hand was shaking as if he was sentenced to death, yet he tried to keep composed and sent his 'girl' a mad look.
"What do you think you're doing! YAH! I don't want to have a damn crossdresser as my boyfriend! We indeed have to talk, you fool!"
"Uh-oh, a husband-wife quarrel is coming up... But weird, I've always thought that Sungmin's the wife in this relationship. Things got a bit messed up now, huh?" Yesung summed up scratching his head and Eunhyuk cuffed him, whispering that it wasn't a good idea to irritate Sungmin even more at that moment.
Kyuhyun left the room quickly, knocking on the floor with his heels, what was such an absurd view that Sungmin got a bit dizzy again. However, they got to their room fast so the boy regained his furious attitude and as soon as they entered their well-known love nest, he pinned Kyuhyun to the wall, making him look straight into his face.
"Now explain yourself."
"Ah, come on, Min-ah... Don't you like it?" Kyuhyun showed him his typical smirk which surprised the latter for a moment because it somehow didn't match his current look.
"Of course not! Do you want to switch your gender or what?! Are you on drugs? No, wait, you're just messing around with me, right?" he mumbled and scanned him from head to toe. "Oh my god, you're even wearing stockings!"
"Didn't you once say that you want to be manlier? And that you would love to lead our relationship for just once in your life? Here you go. Wish granted."
Kyuhun said this with such a serious tone that Sungmin opened his mouth in surprise and then closed it again. He blinked a couple of times, moved away for a bit and stared at his boyfriend speechlessly. He began to analyze the other one's words in his mind; after a few seconds it made 'click' and he understood what Kyuhyun was trying to achieve.
Sungmin then started laughing. He did it in a very hysterical way, almost like a madman. First it was an innocent giggle but after a while it was loud howling, even making tears stream down his face. Kyuhyun stared at him with a poker face, not knowing if that was a good or a bad sign and what he was supposed to do in that situation.
"You... You really... OH MY GOD." Sungmin couldn't stop his laughter, he even had to lean himself against the wall, next to Kyuhyun, or else he could fall down or so.
After a while he finally stopped and grinned at his boyfriend widely, still taking deep breaths to calm down.
"So you did this to make me feel as the 'man' of our relationship, right? Oh Kyu... You are hilarious."
"But it worked! Admit it. And you know, I did this just to show you how much I care about the things you are saying and thinking about."
Hearing this, Sungmin's big grin turned slowly into a warm smile and he placed himself in front of Kyuhyun again. He reached out his hands to him and gave his boy girl a gentle and loving hug.
"You can be so sweet sometimes." he muttered and turned his head a bit so that his lips reached the other one's ear. "And that's why I love you." However, he moved his head back again and started to grin at his boyfriend once more.
"But you know, you kinda humiliated yourself by this. Especially in front of Eunhyuk and Yesung..."
"Mhm... I don't care. You can take a photo of me to remember this special day or whatever you want to do but please be a good boy and help me get rid of this clothes at last because they honestly suck much."
Sungmin burst out laughing again, shaking his head while mumbling a short 'you're so ridiculous' in between his laughter. However, after a few minutes, it was a great pleasure for the usually passive boy to take good care of his boyfriend and 'help him out'... literally.
There was nothing better than a nice thrill in the morning.
And Eunhyuk with Yesung kept sitting at the table, wondering where the hell Kyuhyun got those clothes from.
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: KyuMin (Kyuhyun/Sungmin)
Characters: 11th floor: Kyuhyun, Sungmin, Eunhyuk, Yesung
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG
Summary: Breakfast time but Kyuhyun is missing. What the hell is he doing?
Breakfast at SuJu's
When the Super Junior members woke up, nobody actually suspected that the beginning of the day would be so completely twisted and unexpected...
Well, this could be taken for a pretty lame beginning of a pretty lame story but believe it or not - it just was like this.
The eleventh dorm gathered at the table to eat a nice Saturday breakfast; one person was missing though. It was quite unusual for Kyuhyun to be absent at such an early hour - usually all other members had to drag him off the computer by using very forceful and drastic methods. But this time it was different... his bed was empty, his laptop was resting untouched on the desk (very untouched indeed; there was even Sungmin's underwear lying on it what meant that the maknae hadn't used the laptop since the night before at all) and he could nowhere be found.
Something was fishy about that and made all the other ones shiver.
Was it another evil act of the always-so-snarky youngest? Did he go out to steal something? Did he become a serial killer? Did he find himself a girlfriend? (Of course not, he's my boyfriend, Sungmin scolded Yesung for even suggesting such a thing. Yesung shrugged. And you think that's a problem?) Did he go to his family without informing them about it? Did he line up in front of a game store to buy StarCraft 2? (No. I gave it to him as a present recently, Sungmin explained Eunhyuk. And it was probably my biggest mistake ever, after the one of not rejecting him.) Did he...
However, every single idea of the members was out of use; but they didn't know that during the breakfast so they speculated happily ahead, being a bit worried, although not too much... It was probably not a big deal. Maybe it was one of the producers who called him about a new solo song or something like that. Why even panic...
Well, if only Sungmin knew at that moment what would await him later, he would probably escape somewhere to the jungle and live with monkeys eating bananas for the rest of his life.
The trio heard the sound of a door being opened and then slammed shut. The dorm members looked at each other and tried figuring out who it could be entering their apartment... it had to be one of the boys from the other dorm, most likely Donghae wanting to bully Eunhyuk or Ryeowook wanting to lend some ingredients from them (and Yesung wouldn't give him any, being furiously mad at him for moving out of their dorm because now the eleventh floor had no great cook anymore). Unless...
The sudden visitor finally appeared in the room and stopped in front of them, looking down at the table. Eunhyuk eyed the person startled, blinking nervously. Yesung turned his head, thinking that maybe if he looked from another angle, he would be able to recognize who this pretty girl was.
Only Sungmin dropped his spoon into the bowl he was keeping his cereal in, choked on his breakfast and coughed, making the cereal fly all around in the air.
"WHAT THE HELL, KYUHYUN?!" he barely squeezed out of himself and Yesung nodded.
"Oh yes, now that you've mentioned it, that's Kyuhyun, indeed."
That's true; the 'girl' turned out to be their lost maknae. Wearing red high heels, a black latex miniskirt, a white top showing much more skin than appropriate (no, in fact this outfit wasn't appropriate at all)... In addition to that, his head was covered by a blond wig, giving him beautiful, long, wavy hair. His fingernails were painted in a strong red color and of course, full make-up had to be a must to complete this fresh new look of him.
They kept on staring and staring and staring at him, but he just shook his hips playfully and sent them a wink.
"Hi there~"
"What- what- what- what- what-" Sungmin couldn't even ask his boyfriend in a proper way what the hell this situation was supposed to be; the shock was too huge. Eunhyuk decided to help him out and gaping widely at the newly created drag queen, he exclaimed:
"KYUHYUN! What the heck?!"
"Nu? Is something wrong?" was the boy's (?) flippant answer and the trio got into an even more startled state. Sungmin was dangerously pale on his face, therefore Yesung started to wave some air at him. Since he was still not able to comment on Kyuhyun's appearance, Eunhyuk continued asking him out.
"What's with this outfit? Do you have fever, my dear? Did you get crazy because of gaming all night long? Did someone force you to do so? Is this a freakin' joke?!?!"
"I don't know what's so shocking about me right now" Kyuhuyn replied as if it was completely normal for him to show up like that. "Heechul does it a lot."
"Yes but it's Heechul, you are Mr. I-have-so-much-testosterone-in-me-that-I-might-explode!"
The 'gorgeous lady' shrugged.
"That's none of your business. In fact, I need to talk with Sungmin. ALONE."
"You can take him with you if he survives this..." They all looked at the white-as-a-sheet boy who was indeed almost lying unconscious on his seat. Yesung was now not only waving at him, he was also blowing some air with his mouth but Eunhyuk discouraged him from doing so because the eldest's breath smelled like garlic.
Due to this unpleasant smell though Sungmin finally fully recovered and jumped up from the chair, pointing accusingly at Kyuhyun. His hand was shaking as if he was sentenced to death, yet he tried to keep composed and sent his 'girl' a mad look.
"What do you think you're doing! YAH! I don't want to have a damn crossdresser as my boyfriend! We indeed have to talk, you fool!"
"Uh-oh, a husband-wife quarrel is coming up... But weird, I've always thought that Sungmin's the wife in this relationship. Things got a bit messed up now, huh?" Yesung summed up scratching his head and Eunhyuk cuffed him, whispering that it wasn't a good idea to irritate Sungmin even more at that moment.
Kyuhyun left the room quickly, knocking on the floor with his heels, what was such an absurd view that Sungmin got a bit dizzy again. However, they got to their room fast so the boy regained his furious attitude and as soon as they entered their well-known love nest, he pinned Kyuhyun to the wall, making him look straight into his face.
"Now explain yourself."
"Ah, come on, Min-ah... Don't you like it?" Kyuhyun showed him his typical smirk which surprised the latter for a moment because it somehow didn't match his current look.
"Of course not! Do you want to switch your gender or what?! Are you on drugs? No, wait, you're just messing around with me, right?" he mumbled and scanned him from head to toe. "Oh my god, you're even wearing stockings!"
"Didn't you once say that you want to be manlier? And that you would love to lead our relationship for just once in your life? Here you go. Wish granted."
Kyuhun said this with such a serious tone that Sungmin opened his mouth in surprise and then closed it again. He blinked a couple of times, moved away for a bit and stared at his boyfriend speechlessly. He began to analyze the other one's words in his mind; after a few seconds it made 'click' and he understood what Kyuhyun was trying to achieve.
Sungmin then started laughing. He did it in a very hysterical way, almost like a madman. First it was an innocent giggle but after a while it was loud howling, even making tears stream down his face. Kyuhyun stared at him with a poker face, not knowing if that was a good or a bad sign and what he was supposed to do in that situation.
"You... You really... OH MY GOD." Sungmin couldn't stop his laughter, he even had to lean himself against the wall, next to Kyuhyun, or else he could fall down or so.
After a while he finally stopped and grinned at his boyfriend widely, still taking deep breaths to calm down.
"So you did this to make me feel as the 'man' of our relationship, right? Oh Kyu... You are hilarious."
"But it worked! Admit it. And you know, I did this just to show you how much I care about the things you are saying and thinking about."
Hearing this, Sungmin's big grin turned slowly into a warm smile and he placed himself in front of Kyuhyun again. He reached out his hands to him and gave his boy girl a gentle and loving hug.
"You can be so sweet sometimes." he muttered and turned his head a bit so that his lips reached the other one's ear. "And that's why I love you." However, he moved his head back again and started to grin at his boyfriend once more.
"But you know, you kinda humiliated yourself by this. Especially in front of Eunhyuk and Yesung..."
"Mhm... I don't care. You can take a photo of me to remember this special day or whatever you want to do but please be a good boy and help me get rid of this clothes at last because they honestly suck much."
Sungmin burst out laughing again, shaking his head while mumbling a short 'you're so ridiculous' in between his laughter. However, after a few minutes, it was a great pleasure for the usually passive boy to take good care of his boyfriend and 'help him out'... literally.
There was nothing better than a nice thrill in the morning.
And Eunhyuk with Yesung kept sitting at the table, wondering where the hell Kyuhyun got those clothes from.