Why Super Junior shouldn't join Facebook [1/4]
Title: Why Super Junior shouldn't join Facebook
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: KyuMin (Kyuhyun/Sungmin), HaeHyuk (Donghae/Eunhyuk), YeWook (Yesung/Ryeowook), KangTeuk (Kangin/Leeteuk), HanChul (Hangeng/Heechul) & others being mentioned.
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Crack, Facebook
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Maybe SuJu really shouldn't join this site.
Why Super Junior shouldn't join Facebook
Part One
Cho Kyuhyun > Zhou Mi same time, same place again? ;)
Kim Heechul likes this.
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Lee Sungmin OMG I can't believe this Kyu. If you really want to cheat on me, at least do it behind my back, instead of announcing it to everyone on facebook :|
Cho Kyuhyun cheat on you? wtf?
Lee Sungmin You know very well what I mean ._.
Zhou Mi i don't want to get in between you two but i just want to tell you that he isn't cheating on you, it's... something special, you'll see~ ^-^
Lee Sungmin > Zhou Mi Do I look like a fool to you? And oh, you already are getting in between us :|
Kim Heechul likes this.
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Kim Heechul mhm i sense a nice fight coming up 8D
Han Geng Let's buy popcorn!
Kim Heechul ofc, go and buy, hannie <3
Han Geng Let's tell Ryeowook to get it for us.
Kim Heechul oh you lazy ass
Han Geng Who's saying that! ;)
Zhou Mi > Kim Heechul would you mind not to spam on my fb profile? thx.
Kim Heechul spam is my second name
Zhou Mi ...
Zhou Mi > Han Geng would you mind not to spam on my fb profile? thx.
Han Geng Oops, sorry, Mimi ;_;
Kim Heechul likes i'll spam you to death bitch♥
Han Geng, Lee Sungmin and 8745 others like this.
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Zhou Mi ok...?
Lee Sungmin OH YES HEECHUL DO IT.
Cho Kyuhyun just shut up, Heechul.
Han Geng likes POPCORN!!!
Kim Heechul, Lee Donghae, Shin Donghee and 12456 others like this.
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Lee Donghae ♥♥♥
Han Geng > Kim Ryeowook Wookie!!! Can you go to the shop and buy some popcorn for me and Chullie? We would do it by ourselves but we have to watch MiMin's fight. THANK YOU!
Kim Heechul likes this.
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Kim Ryeowook sure, hyung! but omo, a fight?!?!?!?!
Han Geng Hell yeah *.*
Kim Ryeowook > Lee Sungmin hyung, don't fight with Zhou Mi!!! better save your powers for the night with Kyu :)
Cho Kyuhyun, Kim Jongwoon and 137 others like this.
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Lee Sungmin But Wookie, they are having an affair! :|
Kim Ryeowook O_O !!!
Cho Kyuhyun WE ARE NOT :o
Zhou Mi Minnie, don't get us wrong~
Lee Sungmin See? They are both denying it. There's something fishy about it :|
Lee Donghae fishy :)
Lee Sungmin -.-
Lee Donghae what??
Zhou Mi > Lee Sungmin please, don't be mad. have a little more trust in your boyfriend, alright? why do you think we have an affair anyway?
Cho Kyuhyun likes this.
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Lee Sungmin "same time, same place again? ;)" <- ???
Zhou Mi it's not what you're thinking about! it's just about a meeting. we have to discuss something :)
Lee Sungmin In bed?
Zhou Mi no! oh, come on..! don't be so stubborn, aren't i your friend anymore? :'(
Lee Sungmin Sigh. Ok, let's say I'll try to believe you.
Zhou Mi :) ♥
Kim Heechul > Han Geng have you seen it?! looks like there won't be a fight :/
Han Geng Yeah :( What about the popcorn? Wookie already went to buy it.
Kim Heechul popcorn is always good
Han Geng True!
Cho Kyuhyun > Lee Sungmin i love you.
Kim Ryeowook, Zhou Mi, Lee Hyukjae and 7584 others like this.
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Lee Sungmin Really?
Cho Kyuhyun really really :3
Lee Sungmin More than StarCraft? :3
Cho Kyuhyun ...forget it.
Lee Sungmin Oh you dumbass. I love you, too.
Kim Heechul getting sick by seeing SOME comments ._.
Han Geng, Kim Youngwoon and 34 others like this.
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Kim Youngwoon i know right? can't they do this in their room? does it have to be facebook?
Cho Kyuhyun you're only jealous because Jungsu can't give you a blowjob right now ;)
Park Jungsu EWWW, MAKNAE!!
Kim Heechul > Kim Youngwoon aren't you supposed to be in the army now?
Park Jungsu -dislikes- :(
Kim Youngwoon i am. do you think they don't have facebook in the army? / ohh TeukieBear :( ♥
Kim Heechul :o
Kim Heechul likes If there's seriously facebook in the army, I don't mind going there:)
Han Geng, Kim Youngwoon and 3057 others like this.
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Han Geng But only if I go with you!
Kim Heechul do you really think i would go without you? i'd die
Han Geng Awww, Chullie <3
Kim Ryeowook likes Granny Radella's Internet Recipes
Kim Jongwoon and 457 others like this.
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Shin Donghee those recipes suck! x.x
Kim Ryeowook but i'm always using them for my cooking, don't you like the food i make you?? :(((
Shin Donghee well, the recipes suck but you are the master of the kitchen who can turn sucky recipes into little miracles ;)
Kim Ryeowook omggg! don't say so, hyung! now i'm blushing~
Shin Donghee hehehe :P
Kim Heechul > Han Geng i won't give up so easily.
Han Geng Hm?
Kim Heechul you'll see. worship the Great Heenim ;) look.
Kim Heechul likes QMi♥
Han Geng, Kim Kibum and 879 others like this.
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Han Geng You're a fuckin' genius!
Kim Heechul KIBUM?! / i know :P
Kim Kibum What? I ship them.
Cho Kyuhyun WHAT THE FUCK.
Lee Sungmin WHAT THE FUCK.
Zhou Mi ?!?!
Kim Ryeowook O_O
Park Jungsu Heechul, stop this :/
Lee Donghae ;(
Lee Hyukjae x.x
Kim Heechul MWAHAHAHA. loving this feeling of victory.
Han Geng and 3024 others like this.
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Han Geng :*
Kim Heechul told ya, worship the Heenim.
Lee Sungmin This wasn't funny at all and if you thought that this would give you this 'fight' between me and Zhou Mi, you were obviously wrong :'] The only ass I'm going to kick is yours, Heechul. Don't think I'm going to let this be the way it is. I'll get my revenge.
Cho Kyuhyun Heechul, fuck off, ok?! / Min♥
Lee Sungmin Kyu♥
Kim Heechul WTF. oh gosh, somebody call a doctor or i'm going to puke ._.
Lee Sungmin likes We love it when Heechul fails!
Cho Kyuhyun, Park Jungsu, Lee Donghae, Lee Hyukjae, Zhou Mi, Kim Ryeowook, Kim Youngwoon, Kim Jongwoon, Choi Siwon, Shin Donghee, Kim Kibum, Henry Lau and 44265 others like this.
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Han Geng ...
Kim Heechul WTF GUYS. conspiracy! i hate you all :| even you, kibum?!
Kim Kibum What? I love your fails.
Kim Heechul :/
Han Geng > Choi Siwon Come on, let's trend #CheerUpHeenim on twitter to make him feel better!
Kim Heechul and 9345 others like this.
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Kim Heechul *.*
Choi Siwon No way. He deserved that (:
Kim Heechul god will hate you for this siwon
Choi Siwon No. God loves everyone (:
Kim Heechul ...
to be continued~
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: KyuMin (Kyuhyun/Sungmin), HaeHyuk (Donghae/Eunhyuk), YeWook (Yesung/Ryeowook), KangTeuk (Kangin/Leeteuk), HanChul (Hangeng/Heechul) & others being mentioned.
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Crack, Facebook
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Maybe SuJu really shouldn't join this site.
Why Super Junior shouldn't join Facebook
Part One
Cho Kyuhyun > Zhou Mi same time, same place again? ;)
Kim Heechul likes this.
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Lee Sungmin OMG I can't believe this Kyu. If you really want to cheat on me, at least do it behind my back, instead of announcing it to everyone on facebook :|
Cho Kyuhyun cheat on you? wtf?
Lee Sungmin You know very well what I mean ._.
Zhou Mi i don't want to get in between you two but i just want to tell you that he isn't cheating on you, it's... something special, you'll see~ ^-^
Lee Sungmin > Zhou Mi Do I look like a fool to you? And oh, you already are getting in between us :|
Kim Heechul likes this.
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Kim Heechul mhm i sense a nice fight coming up 8D
Han Geng Let's buy popcorn!
Kim Heechul ofc, go and buy, hannie <3
Han Geng Let's tell Ryeowook to get it for us.
Kim Heechul oh you lazy ass
Han Geng Who's saying that! ;)
Zhou Mi > Kim Heechul would you mind not to spam on my fb profile? thx.
Kim Heechul spam is my second name
Zhou Mi ...
Zhou Mi > Han Geng would you mind not to spam on my fb profile? thx.
Han Geng Oops, sorry, Mimi ;_;
Kim Heechul likes i'll spam you to death bitch♥
Han Geng, Lee Sungmin and 8745 others like this.
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Zhou Mi ok...?
Lee Sungmin OH YES HEECHUL DO IT.
Cho Kyuhyun just shut up, Heechul.
Han Geng likes POPCORN!!!
Kim Heechul, Lee Donghae, Shin Donghee and 12456 others like this.
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Lee Donghae ♥♥♥
Han Geng > Kim Ryeowook Wookie!!! Can you go to the shop and buy some popcorn for me and Chullie? We would do it by ourselves but we have to watch MiMin's fight. THANK YOU!
Kim Heechul likes this.
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Kim Ryeowook sure, hyung! but omo, a fight?!?!?!?!
Han Geng Hell yeah *.*
Kim Ryeowook > Lee Sungmin hyung, don't fight with Zhou Mi!!! better save your powers for the night with Kyu :)
Cho Kyuhyun, Kim Jongwoon and 137 others like this.
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Lee Sungmin But Wookie, they are having an affair! :|
Kim Ryeowook O_O !!!
Cho Kyuhyun WE ARE NOT :o
Zhou Mi Minnie, don't get us wrong~
Lee Sungmin See? They are both denying it. There's something fishy about it :|
Lee Donghae fishy :)
Lee Sungmin -.-
Lee Donghae what??
Zhou Mi > Lee Sungmin please, don't be mad. have a little more trust in your boyfriend, alright? why do you think we have an affair anyway?
Cho Kyuhyun likes this.
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Lee Sungmin "same time, same place again? ;)" <- ???
Zhou Mi it's not what you're thinking about! it's just about a meeting. we have to discuss something :)
Lee Sungmin In bed?
Zhou Mi no! oh, come on..! don't be so stubborn, aren't i your friend anymore? :'(
Lee Sungmin Sigh. Ok, let's say I'll try to believe you.
Zhou Mi :) ♥
Kim Heechul > Han Geng have you seen it?! looks like there won't be a fight :/
Han Geng Yeah :( What about the popcorn? Wookie already went to buy it.
Kim Heechul popcorn is always good
Han Geng True!
Cho Kyuhyun > Lee Sungmin i love you.
Kim Ryeowook, Zhou Mi, Lee Hyukjae and 7584 others like this.
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Lee Sungmin Really?
Cho Kyuhyun really really :3
Lee Sungmin More than StarCraft? :3
Cho Kyuhyun ...forget it.
Lee Sungmin Oh you dumbass. I love you, too.
Kim Heechul getting sick by seeing SOME comments ._.
Han Geng, Kim Youngwoon and 34 others like this.
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Kim Youngwoon i know right? can't they do this in their room? does it have to be facebook?
Cho Kyuhyun you're only jealous because Jungsu can't give you a blowjob right now ;)
Park Jungsu EWWW, MAKNAE!!
Kim Heechul > Kim Youngwoon aren't you supposed to be in the army now?
Park Jungsu -dislikes- :(
Kim Youngwoon i am. do you think they don't have facebook in the army? / ohh TeukieBear :( ♥
Kim Heechul :o
Kim Heechul likes If there's seriously facebook in the army, I don't mind going there:)
Han Geng, Kim Youngwoon and 3057 others like this.
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Han Geng But only if I go with you!
Kim Heechul do you really think i would go without you? i'd die
Han Geng Awww, Chullie <3
Kim Ryeowook likes Granny Radella's Internet Recipes
Kim Jongwoon and 457 others like this.
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Shin Donghee those recipes suck! x.x
Kim Ryeowook but i'm always using them for my cooking, don't you like the food i make you?? :(((
Shin Donghee well, the recipes suck but you are the master of the kitchen who can turn sucky recipes into little miracles ;)
Kim Ryeowook omggg! don't say so, hyung! now i'm blushing~
Shin Donghee hehehe :P
Kim Heechul > Han Geng i won't give up so easily.
Han Geng Hm?
Kim Heechul you'll see. worship the Great Heenim ;) look.
Kim Heechul likes QMi♥
Han Geng, Kim Kibum and 879 others like this.
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Han Geng You're a fuckin' genius!
Kim Heechul KIBUM?! / i know :P
Kim Kibum What? I ship them.
Cho Kyuhyun WHAT THE FUCK.
Lee Sungmin WHAT THE FUCK.
Zhou Mi ?!?!
Kim Ryeowook O_O
Park Jungsu Heechul, stop this :/
Lee Donghae ;(
Lee Hyukjae x.x
Kim Heechul MWAHAHAHA. loving this feeling of victory.
Han Geng and 3024 others like this.
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Han Geng :*
Kim Heechul told ya, worship the Heenim.
Lee Sungmin This wasn't funny at all and if you thought that this would give you this 'fight' between me and Zhou Mi, you were obviously wrong :'] The only ass I'm going to kick is yours, Heechul. Don't think I'm going to let this be the way it is. I'll get my revenge.
Cho Kyuhyun Heechul, fuck off, ok?! / Min♥
Lee Sungmin Kyu♥
Kim Heechul WTF. oh gosh, somebody call a doctor or i'm going to puke ._.
Lee Sungmin likes We love it when Heechul fails!
Cho Kyuhyun, Park Jungsu, Lee Donghae, Lee Hyukjae, Zhou Mi, Kim Ryeowook, Kim Youngwoon, Kim Jongwoon, Choi Siwon, Shin Donghee, Kim Kibum, Henry Lau and 44265 others like this.
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Han Geng ...
Kim Heechul WTF GUYS. conspiracy! i hate you all :| even you, kibum?!
Kim Kibum What? I love your fails.
Kim Heechul :/
Han Geng > Choi Siwon Come on, let's trend #CheerUpHeenim on twitter to make him feel better!
Kim Heechul and 9345 others like this.
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Kim Heechul *.*
Choi Siwon No way. He deserved that (:
Kim Heechul god will hate you for this siwon
Choi Siwon No. God loves everyone (:
Kim Heechul ...
to be continued~