Why Super Junior shouldn't join Facebook [3/4]

Sep 09, 2010 16:07

Title: Why Super Junior shouldn't join Facebook
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: KyuMin (Kyuhyun/Sungmin), HaeHyuk (Donghae/Eunhyuk), YeWook (Yesung/Ryeowook), KangTeuk (Kangin/Leeteuk), HanChul (Hangeng/Heechul) & others being mentioned.
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Crack, Facebook
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Maybe SuJu really shouldn't join this site.



Why Super Junior shouldn't join Facebook

Part Three

Kim Ryeowook > Kim Jongwoon

Ryeowook found a lonely turtle on his farm and wants to share it with you!
Ryeowook was taking care of his crops, when he stumbled across a homeless little turtle! He wants to surprise you and gives you this turtle as a present! Will you accept his gift?

Kim Jongwoon likes this.
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Kim Jongwoon omg you're giving me a turtle :) love ya
Kim Ryeowook well, you were the first person who came to my mind when the game asked me who i want to give the little animal to~ :D
Kim Jongwoon :3
Shin Donghee you are such babies, how can you even play this game? don't you have better things to do in your life?
Kim Ryeowook but hyung, you can fertilize other people's crops there!! it's fun! ^-^
Shin Donghee ._.


Shin Donghee likes I don't play Farmville and am proud of it

Park Jungsu, Cho Kyuhyun, Kim Youngwoon, Choi Siwon, Kim Kibum and 894 others like this.
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Cho Kyuhyun StarCraft is so much better
Kim Youngwoon sex is so much better
Park Jungsu In the army, too?
Kim Youngwoon no, TeukieBear, i don't mean it like this ♥


Shin Donghee likes Shindong is the only straight guy in Super Junior. TRUFAX.

Park Jungsu, Choi Siwon, Kim Kibum, Kim Ryeowook, Kim Jongwoon, Kim Youngwoon, Lee Donghae, Lee Hyukjae, Cho Kyuhyun, Cho Sungmin, Han Geng, Zhou Mi, Kim Heechul, Henry Lau and 9201 others like this.
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Shin Donghee why is suddenly everybody liking this?!
Cho Kyuhyun because it's true? ;)
Cho Sungmin Because you wish to be like us :D
Shin Donghee maknae, stop spoiling your fiancé, he's getting annoying. and WHAT THE HELL? it's 'Cho' Sungmin already?
Cho Sungmin Am I not allowed to express my love to my future husband this way?
Shin Donghee i just hope you won't become the Runaway Bride :P
Cho Kyuhyun yah!

Kim Heechul > Han Geng i demand an explanation why you're not talking to me.

Park Jungsu, Kim Ryeowook and 469 others like this.
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Han Geng Do we really have to talk about this on facebook?
Kim Heechul yes because you're avoiding me in real life, forgot? :|
Han Geng So I won't talk to you on facebook either ;)
Kim Heechul ...thanks.


Kim Heechul likes i always get what i want:)

Kim Ryeowook and 794 others like this.
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Kim Ryeowook hyung, hwaiting!!!
Han Geng We'll see :]
Kim Heechul :P

Lee Hyukjae > Cho Sungmin How come your best friend is the last person to get to know that you're engaged to Kyuhyun?! Congratulations, cutie pie! FINALLY!
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Cho Sungmin I would tell you first but I think you were kind of... busy? And thx ♥
Lee Hyukjae Busy? I didn't have any work today o.O
Cho Sungmin Maybe no schedules, though you for sure had some work to do in your bedroom ;)
Lee Donghae we didn't do anything!!
Cho Sungmin Well, who said you did?
Lee Donghae ...oops. so have i just exposed us by myself?
Lee Hyukjae Hae!!! -.-
Cho Sungmin Yep. But don't worry, we all knew it anyway. We could HEAR it.
Cho Kyuhyun terribly
Kim Jongwoon you were worse than my turtles mating :|
Lee Donghae :o
Lee Hyukjae People, could we please stop talking about such embarrassing things?

Henry Lau > Kim Ryeowook Wookie-ah! I have a problem ;_;

Kim Heechul likes this.
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Kim Ryeowook Heechul hyung, how can you be so mean?? / what's going on, Henli? :(
Kim Heechul blah blah blah blah
Henry Lau I need love advice.
Kim Ryeowook oh! what about?!
Henry Lau Hm... I like someone but I don't know what to do to get this person's attention.
Kim Ryeowook you can fertilize her/his crops, (s)he will for sure appreciate it! :D
Henry Lau O_O But I'm serious, Wookie. I don't have any experience in love, what should I do!
Kim Ryeowook so, no crops? :'( and i know, i know. who is it anyway??
Henry Lau I can't tell you on facebook. Let's meet in a few minutes?
Kim Ryeowook ok~!

Park Jungsu > Henry Lau WHO IS IT?!

Lee Donghae > Henry Lau who is it???

Cho Kyuhyun > Henry Lau WHO.


Henry Lau likes help! i'm surrounded by weird people.

Kim Ryeowook, Cho Sungmin and 657 others like this.
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Kim Ryeowook don't worry about them, dear, you'll tell them when the right time comes :)
Henry Lau Their curiosity is still scary... T_T I'll be in your room in two minutes!
Cho Kyuhyun hey, we can still read this ;)
Park Jungsu Bad kids.

Kim Heechul > Han Geng

Heechul pokes you!
Do you want to poke him back?

Kim Heechul > Han Geng

I just hit you with the Love Pillow!
Please, hit me back and let's start a pillow fight!

Kim Heechul > Han Geng

Heechul sends Geng a Passionate Kiss.
Thank him by kissing him back!

Kim Heechul > Han Geng goddamnit hannie, stop ignoring me right now! what else do i have to do to make you talk to me?!

Park Jungsu and 793 others like this.
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Han Geng So you still don't get it, huh?
Kim Heechul what? you wanted my attention, right? aren't you getting enough now? :/
Han Geng Well, you know, it's not a very romantic thing to get poked by your boyfriend via facebook.
Kim Heechul OH! so that's what you want? me being romantic?
Han Geng 10 points, Heechul, wow. Hurray. You're so smart.
Kim Heechul oh... i didn't know...


Han Geng likes my boyfriend is stupid but i love him anyway♥

Kim Heechul, Park Jungsu, Kim Jongwoon and 9023 others like this.
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Kim Heechul awwww. so you're not mad anymore? ;) but hey, i'm not stupid ._.
Han Geng You are. That's why I like you :)
Park Jungsu ...So, I'm the only emo one again? :'(
Kim Heechul you bet.

Kim Jongwoon > Kim Ryeowook i miss you! don't spend so much time with Henli, i'm getting jealous!! T_T what are you two doing there anyway? should i go upstairs and check?
Shin Donghee calm down, Wookie is just helping him, right? go and check if your turtle on Farmville is still alive or something.
Kim Jongwoon mhhhhhhhm... oh god! i forgot to put it on a locked position, it will walk around my whole farm! :o
Shin Donghee that's so scandalous, indeed :|

Han Geng Going on a short trip with Chullie! Be back soon ♥♥

Kim Heechul, Cho Sungmin, Zhou Mi and 3457 others like this.
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Kim Heechul yes, people! you see it right! i invited him on a TRIP. i AM romantic.
Han Geng ♥ :D
Park Jungsu YAH! You two!! How dare you going away without saying a thing?!
Park Jungsu Answer me, right now!
Park Jungsu What about your schedules?! Hey!!!


Choi Siwon likes nobody understands my feelings:( and yo ma ha-ha-ha-ha-habreaka

Park Jungsu and 6940 others like this.
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Park Jungsu Oh, so I am NOT the only one?! Want to meet and talk about it?
Choi Siwon Yes :(
Kim Kibum I can comfort you, hyung ;)

to be continued~

pairing: haehyuk, character: donghae, genre: crack, length: short story, pairing: hanchul, character: hangeng, character: yesung, character: ryeowook, rating: pg-13, character: sungmin, character: eunhyuk, pairing: yewook, character: leeteuk, character: henry, pairing: kangteuk, character: heechul, character: kangin, character: zhou mi, character: kibum, pairing: kyumin, character: siwon, character: shindong, fic: why super junior shouldn't join fac, character: super junior, character: kyuhyun

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